I’ve Got Tina And Lucy I Just Need Your Pretty Ass To Come Share It With Me

Bold of Elon to assume the universe understands English

yea so my dog died after 15 years I keep throwing the extra hotdog on the floor but she's not there to eat it

Reblog and see what color you get

Yellow: You are such a sunshiney person and my dash is always brightened whenever you post

Maroon: I wish you followed me

Teal: You make me happy ♥

Auburn: I love you

Burnt Sienna: I love you but it’s a different color

Navy: We should talk more

Magenta: You are my favorite tumblr user

Fuchsia: Come catch these hands…with your own. I wanna hold your hand.

Dodie Yellow: You are literally my favorite person ever.

Cerulean: I would come to your house at 3 in the morning if you were sad bc you deserve to be loved and to be happy

Baby Pink: u so attractive??? how u do dat??

Barbie Pink: You are the best at everything i don’t get how

Crimson: I wanna cuddle with you

Emerald: You are my inspiration.

Gold: I can’t believe you exist. You’re such a blessing to this earth

Silver: I can’t believe we’re mutuals

Aquamarine: You are goals

White: Your icon is goals

Black: Marry Me

Beige: Idk what to say except W O W

Working up the courage to go sniff her butt

And hold her down playfully

Dislocated my jaw twice and could have found with acid like ketchup and pineapple for about three days after my tongue was exhausted

One smile can start a friendship. One word can end a fight. One look can save a relationship. One person can change your life.

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Oh if you only know the kind of pancakes I make *** secret recipe *** are so good they are always followed up with more sex