The Good News Is Three Minutes After Posting This I'm Starting To Get Tired.

Katherine Howard: I love how people are telling me I’m like 2... 9... I’m 11 so shut the fuck up.

Baby Bo: Sometimes I like to pretend I'm tall but really, I'm just standing on a chair.

Cathy, making a video at 3 am: We've all heard the expression "shit or get off the pot," but what if there was a third option? Hi, and welcome to a very weird seminar.

Catherine of Aragon: I am disgusted. I am revolted. I have dedicated my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and THIS is the thanks I get?!?

Anne Boleyn: Do you dare me to eat this entire pizza?

Katherine Howard: ...No?

Anne Boleyn: *shoving pizza into her face* Wow. I can’t believe you’re making me do this.

Anne: *screams*

Catherine of Aragon: *turning the corner* Ah! Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

The entire first half of the show:

Anne: I’m still not sure why Howard and Parr are even here.

Katherine: Did they just say our names?

Cathy: Don’t be stupid.

The Queens learning world history: So I am confusion. Why is this one Kansas but this one is not Ar-Kansas. America explain! Explain!what do you mean it’s Ar-ken-sah!!

Katherine: *plays with light saber*

Anne: Hey, pass me that.

Katherine: Okay!

Anne: *screams*

Katherine: And that's why it's called a light saber, not a life saver!

My friend and I are such theater kids that I texted her the beginning of Nicest Kids in Town as a good morning and we’ve been texting the lyrics back and forth to each other.

Oops I guess