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Aragon, done with the rest of the Queens’ bs: *pouring one out for the boys* Two shots of vodka.

Guess who's about to dye their hair blue

Me bitch

For y’all who haven’t seen this

A tv show in the style of The Office and Parks and Rec, but it follows a small town high school marching band

A friend and I came up with a vague concept of it at lunch, but hear me out

-the band director is this disgruntled middle aged dude who just wants to win one season -he pretty much hates his job and is planning to quit, but he’s determined to outlast the drama teacher -his worst rival is the drama teacher. It’s so bad that the band kids and the theater kids won’t even look at each other

-the siblings, Jack and Lyse -Jack is a junior (saxophone player) -he low key secretly wants to play the Clarinet -he’s the saxophone section leader and Can’t Fucking Handle It™ -and he’s so mad because he worked so hard for it, but the people in his section just suck -he would totally try to act like everything is fine, though -“being section leader … It’s great. I love what I do.” *later* “I swear to God if one more freshmen runs into me while marching I’ll put old reeds in their marching shoes.” -Lyse is a sophomore -she was supposed to be a saxophone player like her brother, but she got voluntold to play mellophone because there weren’t enough of them -she doesn’t really care, though, because she just wants to make it through without being noticed -but halfway through the marching season we discover that she actually really wants to be a theater kid -because she’s just trying to survive high school, she kind of gets run over a lot, but she’s secretly really salty and will stand up for herself if you push her enough -“I was best friends with Evan (president of the drama club) until freshmen year when I found out that he was the snake putting hot sauce in my mouth piece. And what better way to get back at snakes then by putting snakes in their back pack? … Jack says that sometimes I over react, and I’m starting to think that maybe he’s right.”

-the percussionists are pretty much elusive emo kids in a weird “inner circle” type thing with favoritism amongst drum majors -except for one named Brent -he’s real name is not Brent, but at this point everybody is to afraid to ask what it actually is or why he’s called Brent -the first time we meet him he blows vape juice in a freshmans face -the freshmen kind of worship him, and can often be seen fanning him and doing his bidding for no reason -he carpools with people and tells who ever is in the back seat that they’re “sitting in his children” -hardly ever even shows up -“I’m a senior, so I just kind of come and go. I’m only staying for them” *looks out at the freshmen all standing to the side staring at him*

-the freshmen do not speak -they can be seen running around doing weird things, but they never talk -one of the running jokes is that one of them will get a talking head, but when they open their mouth to speak they get cut off by an upperclassmen

-the other running joke is that every time someone in color guard hits someone or an instrument, Bret just throws his snare drum (or nearest instrument) at them -several freshmen have been thrown -every time it happens the band director stares into the camera and makes a tally mark on his clipboard -the clipboard is pretty much just tally marks and a note with a reminder to die

Feel free to add stuff! Make your own characters!

(It’ll be called Band Kids, by the way)

Everyone’s saying people in Area 51 are gonna die because they’re going in unprepared.

Bitch, this is Americans we’re talking about, they’ll all have guns to shoot back at the guards with.

Parr: Do you have any ice?

Jane: I do not, I just have freezable fruit shapes.

Parr: Why?

Jane: Just because.

Anne, coming out: My uncle's dog's cousin smoked weed once and now, I'm gay so...

I did it

Guess who's about to dye their hair blue

Me bitch

Anne: Babe, we did it! You’re gonna be a mother!

Parr: Babe, I’m reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

Another update, I didn't fall asleep and now the suns coming up. I'm a little drunk tired right now(aka slap happy) so that's entertaining😂

Welcome to a segment I like to call: GO TO SLEEP IT'S ALMOST 3 AM!

I have stuff all day tomorrow... Shit.

I'm wide awake

Let's hope the devil doesn't possess me when it hits 3

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