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[ W I N N I E T H E P O O H ] + indie rp blog for winnie the pooh + + dont even look at me if you’re not christopher robin + + roleplaying since 382 B.C + #нσηєу уσυ αяє му ѕυηѕнιηє❁ (self) #ιмαgιηαтιση ιѕ тнє кєу тσ ѕєℓƒ ∂єѕтяυ¢тιση❁ (ic) #¢няιѕтσρнєя яσвιη gяєω υρ тσ вє α ƒυяяу❁ (angst)
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Who I am
𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of very indulgent tropes I love! Feel free to elaborate and add context when sending one of the prompts.)
Send a prompt for me to write the following:
[FAKE DATING] a starter where our muses pretend to date
[WARMTH] a starter where our muses need to cuddle for warmth
[ONE BED] a starter where our muses have to share the same bed
[REINCARNATION] a starter where our muses were lovers in a past life
[ARRANGED MARRIAGE] a starter where our muses have an arranged marriage
[ACCIDENTAL MARRIAGE] a starter where our muses wake up to find out they got married the night before
[AMNESIA] a starter where my muse has lost all of their memories and doesn't remember your muse (+ REVERSE to reverse)
[TIME TRAVEL] a starter where my muse time travels to another time and meets your muse (+ REVERSE to reverse)
[ENEMIES TO LOVERS] a starter where our muses, who used to be enemies, start developing feelings for each other
[LOVERS TO ENEMIES] a starter where our muses, who used to be lovers, become enemies
[SECRET RELATIONSHIP] a starter where our muses must hide their relationship
[MUTUAL PINING] a starter where both our muses have a crush on each other, but don't know it's mutual
[BACK TOGETHER] a starter where our muses, who broke up some time ago, meet each other again and realize they still have feelings for each other
[LOVE TRIANGLE] a starter where our muses are in the middle of a love triangle
[RELUCTANT ALLIES] a starter where our muses, who do not get along (or are enemies), are forced to team up
[DOORSTEP] a starter where my muse shows up at your muse's doorstep because they didn't know where else to go (+ REVERSE to reverse)
[FOUND FAMILY] a starter where our muses come together to form a strong, platonic bond
[UNREQUITED] a starter where my muse has unrequited feelings for your muse (+ REVERSE to reverse)
'No, you mustn't go there.' 'What I'm trying to say is that I'm not afraid.' 'It's really good to see you.' 'Listen to them. Children of the night.' 'It's just a scratch.' 'I'll be loyal.' 'You can't her what I'm saying, but we're here.' 'To die, to be really dead...that must be glorious.' 'Don't throw my spider away from me!' 'The vampire attacks the throat.' 'Please don't ask me to do that.' 'How long have you had those little marks?' 'I hope you haven't taken my stories too seriously.' 'The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him.' 'It's your only hope.' 'You're going to live.' 'Isn't this a strange conversation for men who aren't crazy?' 'My blood now flows through her veins.' 'Your will is strong.' 'Why are you looking at me like that?' 'I love nights with fog.' 'There's that bat again!' 'You must go away from me!' 'Let me live, please!' 'We have him trapped!' 'I heard you coming but I couldn't say anything.' 'No, no, no. You must go.'
friendly reminder that even if i take ages to reply, i still want to roleplay with you
❝Why is there a dead body in my driveway?❞ ❝No. Stop having a mental breakdown and do your homework!❞ ❝Look at you, staring anxiously out the window - fucking paranoid nerd.❞ ❝Oh wow, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now.❞ ❝S/He's built like a stink bug.❞ ❝It isn't all bad. At least you can bend your elbows in really cool ways. That's neat.❞ ❝Get out of my house. Who even are you?❞ ❝Oh, God it's kind of creepy to see it going around the house. What's it doing? Oh my God it got in the dog house! What's it doing in there?❞ ❝Now what's going on out there?❞ ❝I think I'm getting kidnapped?❞ ❝I needed that 500 dollars for my babies!❞ ❝This one is dead just like your hopes and dreams will be if you don't save these plants.❞ ❝No, you can't have your shitty friend over after school.❞ ❝Whine, whine, whine! You are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool.❞ ❝You will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me.❞ ❝It was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!❞ ❝ WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME???❞ ❝Woah, no. I didn’t marry you for 200 dollars where’s my marriage cash?❞ ❝I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad.❞ ❝Stop listening to music and just go to bed!❞ ❝I don’t even know what language this is.❞ ❝I leave a child alone for five seconds and the whole place is on fire!❞ ❝Don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn.❞ ❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it.❞ ❝Aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the hell.❞ ❝Oh come on, I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!❞ ❝Don’t put your baby on the floor!❞
"I'm afraid I can't answer that." Unfortunately, there were certain firewalls that he couldn't always breach, and this happened to be one of them. He personally suspected it was a 50/50 chance if he was honest, but he wasn't allowed to say that even if he would like to. It was possible he could do his own pre-emptive studies on the creature. Non-invasive. All he would need was a little blood sample and he could do a little research of his own.
"Ah, sorry, Captain. According to protocol the only response I'm allowed is, 'of course you can trust your government'." His face was blank, but he still sighed. He of course knew exactly what they might do with such a creature. Perhaps they were being honest, but it was hard to say. He had worked with the Xeno Science division before they had tossed him out insisting that he was a 'malfunctioning' piece of equipment when he questioned the ethics. It was how he had managed to get bounced around so much from place to place. "I'll keep an eye on the creature until then." He may not be able to do much when the UC got it, but for the time being he could keep it secure.