Going On Testosterone Is So Exciting Im So Glad To Finally Go Through My Himboification

C H E E S E C A K E

Good on you! Have all the validity you need!

since i am agender, asexual, and aromantic, i have decided that i shall now refer to myself as a triple a battery

Writing 101

Okay, where does the chapter start

Shit, no he wouldn’t say that…

Am I foreshadowing too hard

I’ve used the word ‘chair’ seventeen times in the paragraph. This is supposed to be exposition about snakes

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’VE BEEN WRITING IN THE WRONG TENSE FOR THE LAST PAGE AND A HALF

I need a break from this story

Wait, where was I? Did I just kill her, or did she just make out with someone? 

She did both??????

Have I been misspelling his name this entire time or

If I have to resort to describing her hair as ‘golden princess curls’ one more time I think I’m just gonna have to kill her

IS THIS SYMBOLISM SUBTLE ENOUGH YET

Did I actually just write that

Have I referenced his necklace yet this chapter? Only four times? One more time, then I’m done, I swear

Shit, that’s not how that works

Can I call something a French braid in a world where France doesn’t exist?

What the shit do you mean I just spent four hours writing 500 words?

All the times my parents triggered my depression

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petition to be able to just turn your brain upside down and shake the stories out of it

twitch clips of various great voice lines so far

ceaseless watcher, i want that twink obliterated https://www.twitch.tv/macguffinandco/clip/DoubtfulBlushingSoymilkBigBrother?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

get out of my archives https://www.twitch.tv/macguffinandco/clip/CrispyClearClintmullinsPogChamp?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

the mingus archives https://www.twitch.tv/macguffinandco/clip/UnsightlyGrossSkunkPartyTime?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

big boy man, as read by dracula https://www.twitch.tv/macguffinandco/clip/SpicyEnjoyablePizzaEleGiggle?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

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the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.