tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater
This could never happen due to them both being flagrant bisexuals but just lean into the comedy of this for me real quick and dont accuse me of biphobia am literally bi but like jon and georgie break up cos georgie is like oh shit. im a girl. and whats more shes a lesbian and she hems and haws on it for a bit like should i tell him because as far as she knows jon is a het girl but her relationship w jon is on the rocks anyways so its just like. the excuse they need to actually bite the bullet n break up. so she goes to him and tells him and shes like trying not to cry cos she likes jon and doesnt wanna break his heart or anything but jons just like. oh god. i was just about to tell you im a gay man. and they break up. unfortunately this would not work w the rest of tma because this would create a fucking unbreakable bond and she and jon would be bffs
Spiral leitner that's supposedly a script for the movie goncharov (which doesn't exist)
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Yikes!
It threw me off so bad yesterday when I listened for the first time, but I love the emotional spiciness of a circumstance where you can’t show fear without attracting more Hunters, even if your most loved one is in danger.
The mechanics of “Trevor can’t actually kill Martin as long as Trevor is Prey, but if Jon or Martin show too much fear he can turn Hunter again and WILL have the power to kill him”?? Jon hoping that he would be the one taken hostage, because it would be so much easier to remain calm with his own life threatened than have to pretend he’s not upset over Martin’s in danger? Emotionally Repress or Die scenario?? FUCK
I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye
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