Every Day I'm Growing Sicker Of The "madrigalcest Is Ok Bc Bruno Ships It In His Rat Telenovela" Discourse

Me, strutting on my way to see my therapist bc I hadn't been able to book an appointment in two months: ♪Scooby Dooby Do, where are you? We've got new trauma to solve now!♪

So... AO3 has been (hopefully) temporarily shot down. By homophobic/racist/(probably fake) religious supremacist hackers

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Or hate it, nothing in between.

I'm feeling real numb rn. I was reading a zutara slow burn and miritama angst and you can't leave me like this 😮‍💨

What should have been a shower thought but it's actually a just-before-going-to-sleep thought:

As far as I know, there's no historical recording about why is hide and seek a thing. Sure, we have our childhood memories, our parents sharing theirs, stories of children playing it from XVIII century to Middle Age, but never a reason for the game on itself. One could say it's for fun, but the rules are:

•If you seek: You wait for them to hide while standing on a certain spot, and you have to catch ALL of the players to win

•If you hide: You are not to be found, and you must reach a certain spot to win.

Now, what does it reminds you of?

Any particular event?

Or maybe a lot of events?

What I'm getting at is, as chess is a child-friendly recreation of wars during Feudalism, hide and seek might as well be a representation of the mythical Trojan war or the neverending conquerors-conquered territories dynamic.

most people continue to watch all of miraculous ladybug and hope that adrien and marinette get together at the end. i watch every episode of season 4 once, violently hate it and pretend it doesn't exists and live the rest of my life in denial and pretending luka and marinette are endgame

That fakeout kiss on Hunting Palismen was the biggest mistake the writers could've made if they wanted to push their lumity agenda. The crumbs made for taunting fans were already there:

•Neverar or whatever his name was, taller and with scars, just like Hunter

•Luz mentioning in S1 she wanted to fall for a hot her vulnerable upperclassman

•His very mysterious first appearance in S2 Ep1 planting the seeds for an enemies to lovers dinamic.

Also the fact that ALL the episodes that followed also planted plot seeds: S2 Ep2 lumity/Blight family, S2 Ep 3 King's backstory, S2 Ep 4 wittelore and S2 Ep 5 Gus's overpowered magic

And then, then Hunting Palismen aired. I bet Dana Terrance was like “I'm gonna reference the trailer but make sure lumity is developed so no one can ship them hehehe”

And my honest reaction after seeing the bad but sad boy under an abusive “caretaker” happily interacting, talking about the very topic he's supposed to eradicate, cooperate with, defend and lastly have a deadass shoujo-between-shonen moment to reveal his name to a depressed yet sunshine girl was:

Okay but, even though I dislike TTT for making the characters sit on their asses for months for no reason [like seriously, Im not sure why they're wasting time building a door without titan blood. Luz and Hunter both know a door will not work without titan blood.] It's the most entertaining episode of the season for me. When I first watched this episode I wasn't bored like i was with the other two episodes.

It's not just because of the Lunter bonding and Lunter hints - it's that they wrote the episode in such a way where it looks like Hunter is homewrecking Luz's and Amity's relationship. If you were to insert yourself into Amity's POV it looks like Hunter has a thing for Luz. And that is soooo funny to me.

like seriously,

Luz and Amity have been clinging to each other since they came to the human realm. The only time she isnt with Luz is when Luz is at school and this specific day TTT takes place on. This is one of the rare moments Amity isn't with Luz and she's going to be busy for many hours trying to figure out the mystery behind the rebus.

Amity inspires the others to venture into the human realm with her so they can figure out the mystery behind the rebus. Everyone is ready to go into town but Hunter needs to change his outfit because Amity thinks its cringe. So Hunter is like, okay, ill change and catch the next bus into town.

And then he never shows up

So it's like, hmmm, I wonder where Hunter could be on a day Amity isn't clinging to Luz and is going to be in town for many hours...

AND THEN - the next time anyone else sees him, he comes through the door with Luz lying about where they've been and what they've been doing. It's an obvious lie but no one questions it.

At the faire Amity tells everyone - including Hunter - that she wants to surprise Luz with the rebus after the carriage ride. However, after the "Wittebane Backstory" carriage ride is over Hunter and Luz completely disappear. Amity literally takes her eyes off of them for a moment and they vanish.

Then Gus says THIS as a response to Amity's worry: "Calm down. They probably just went to buy some more cars."

His dialogue here never fails to make me laugh because it sounds like Gus is covering for his bro 😭 and it's even funnier when you realize Gus just retold Hunters lie lksjdsldf

Anyways, right after Gus tells her to calm down, Amity notices the rebus is missing... She knows Luz wouldnt take it because she literally does not know it exists. HUNTER knows about the rebus though - AND he knows Amity wanted to surprise Luz with it. So its like... Why would he take it when he knows she wanted to surprise her girlfriend with it? He must have put two and two together during the carriage ride and knew the rebus was actually going to lead to titan blood [they were unsure if it was going to lead to titan blood initially].

But... that doesn't explain why he would take it... everyone was going to go get the titan blood together right after the ride. Perhaps... Hunter wanted to impress Luz by taking all the credit for uncovering the mystery behind the rebus even though he never showed up when they were looking for information about the rebus in town... That's so strange... why would he do that?

...You dont think he has a thing for Luz do you?

Let me remind you that no one else besides Luz and Hunter think Belos is still alive. Hunter didnt want anyone else to know because he doesnt want to scare them. So Hunter and Luz just VANISHING into thin air is very sus. And then the missing rebus makes their sudden disappearance even more sus because Hunter knows Amity wanted to surprise Luz with it. Also, nobody knows why Hunter stole the rebus from Amity - they NEVER get the answer to this mystery. Hunter - nor Luz - never tell them why he stole it. He never tells them he stole it because he thought Belos was alive. So, it is perfectly logical for them to assume Luz and Hunter DIDNT know Belos was alive UNTIL he intercepted them at the graveyard.

It's so fucking funny to me. It makes it extra funny because they wrote such juicy drama UNINTENTIONALLY. This is the perfect storm for Amity to know about Hunter knowing Luzs secret before she did. It also the perfect set-up for confrontation between Hunter and Amity.

According to my daily scrolling, unless it's a y/n or reader insert, there isn't soulmates related content on the Encanto fanbase yet. Unaceptable!

*sighs*

Guess I'll have to do it myself

Introducing to y'all:

Matchmaker! AU

In this alternate reality, Mirabel's gift is not only seeing the Thread Of Fate™, but cut and sew it as she sees fit

As a personal HC, there are three variations of the thread

-White, if the person's not old enough to think about romance/isn't interested on it

-Red, the typical

-Black, if one of the soulmates dies

She quickly starts competing with Isabela for the Abuela's Favourite Grandchild title

Same goes for townspeople, as she officiates marriages and relationships

Of course, it's not always happy rainbows, as some couples are simply not meant to be

"Mirabel, please tell me that milady and I are made for each other! My princess-"

"Adrián, I already told you 528628627 times that Marina's not interested, grow the fuck up"

"But you could change our destiny for love, you selfish bi-

*Luisa's knuckles crack in the distance*

For the nature of her gift, she's compared to that person we don't talk about

According to señora Pezmuerto, she's somehow singlehandedly guilty of all affairs, divorces and breakups

Nevertheless, it's a good life as Encanto's Matchmaker

Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked both families deemed fit to marry Mariano with Isabela

What a beautiful couple!

Too bad his string is the same as Dolores and Isabela's is white

And the candle flickered during Antonio's ceremony. Like the Thread, she's the only one who can actually see the cracks in Casita

Yeah...yikes

(A possible sequel could be that, out of respect, she has never looked at Abuela's pinky. But once the Madrigals have rebuilt Casita she sees it on accident...and it's red)

(I'm a sucker for the Pedro Lives AU okay?!)

Feel free to add more ideas!

Idk, I think Michel and Berta's husband would survive. I do want Efraín torn to shreds. Wipe the floor with that desgraciado.

Sometimes I have thoughts....

If Betty la Fea was popular with English speakers, either Mario or Freddie would be the Tumblr Sexymen....

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

No but this is a literal mood

I woke up to write a fake dating au idea that had come to me in my dreams, and I spent like half an hour writing a chapter before I looked at the clock.

It was 4:37 a.m.

Of a Sunday.

Guys it’s. 2 am. I’ve been writing fanfic, what has my life become, 

Reblog if you believe Chloe still deserves a character arc.

Like if you think she dosent.