Just Wanna Find The Softest Grass I Can Find And Lay Down In It And Look At The Sky For A Very Very Very

Do you think mare and maven were just trying to show there appreciation for the ides of march in the letter opener scene?

Since you're the best skibidi rizzler how would u pizza up all the rq characters?

welp here goes:

Maven: "Is it hot in here, or just you" - followed by me serenading him with a one woman hamilton production (cus he likes the theatre ya see)

Mare: "Are you lightning? Cuz I wanna make you McQueen" - and then I would choose literally anything over her (i sensed a recurring theme in the books and it seemed to end well for all parties 🥰)

Cal: "Are you a campfire? cuz I want s'more" - and then i'd pull out marshmellows and we'd make s'mores

Kilorn: "Are you a fisherman? Cuz i'm hooked" - before becoming a fish and doing the macarana (in my head he isn't exactly straight so idk what to do for him)

Iris Cygnet: "Am I drowning or just looking into your eyes?" - and then she'd probably actually drown me but like in a cool fun way

Evangeline: I am not getting in the way of my fave girl kissers, but if i did - "Are you a steel drum? Because the rhythm of your heartbeat is music to my ears"

Im actually well proud of some of these, I guess thats why they call me the best skibidi rizzler

I just saw a fic where mare was in on mavens plan and they ruled together, it was really short, I’m pretty sure it was less than a thousand words but I’m low-key considering something similar but multi part, like a good long fic

Lmk what yall think

Jess

Maven would definitely sing taste by Sabrina Carpenter to mare about cal like,

“Oh, I leave quite an impression. Five feet to be exact”

“I heard you're back together and if that's true. You'll just have to taste me when he's kissin' you If you want forever, I bet you do. Just know you'll taste me too”

Like tell me these aren’t the sassiest most maven coded lines you’ve ever heard

(I tried to add some lines that I thought really screamed maven but then I ended up with the entire song so, yeah just enjoy these)

Me @ my fandoms: i’m going to make some form of work for you all!

ADHD: nuh uh mf.

i apologize i’ve promised so many things i swear i’m trying.

"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

Literal no one:

Like actual no one at all:

The background music in THAT glass sword scene:

DARLING HOLD MY HAND🗣️🗣️NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY 🔥😭🙏🔛🔝🔝🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️AND RIGHT NOW YOU SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON🗣🔊🔊🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️THAT'S 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF 4

I'll actually write these this time I swear

hear me out, a series of oneshots/drabbles inspired by She Wants Revenge songs

theres just something about them that reminds me of mareven so friggin much like "Nothing to Lose" just screams modern au

and "my love" uggghh

i swear just lemme survive these exams and i might just have the motivation

I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

I have red all 176 mareven works on ao3 and I am not ashamed

Me: I wonder how many works this fandom has on AO3

Me emerging from the depths: what day is it?