I Love This Song, And Now Have More Reason To Love It:

I love you realism in hermitcraft fanfics. I love you seasons in the hermitcraft I love you more animals in hermitcraft I love you real food and cooking and needing to drink water to live and non-minecraft mechanics I love you still being shaken up after respawning I love you proper days and nights and hot and cold and dreams and little moments. I love hermits changing clothes and making bowls and forks and trading with villagers and singing and dancing and being real. I love worldbuilding based on hermitcraft.

imagine if all the non-canon/semi-canon aspects of dream smp were just happening in an alternate timeline. the dreamon hunters are currently busy teaming up with the badlands to fight off the egg. fundy and dream are going to couple's counseling after their wedding was interrupted. mr. beast is there and hosts regular treasure hunts for fun. schlatt is scamming people with the cuck shed. wilbur is still president. quackity and tommy are happily running a drug cartel. life is good.

So

After watching the entirety of season 3 with my grandma (we started at, like, 9:00 PM and it's now 2:10 AM), I can conclude a couple of things:

-It was great

-I loved it

-You should know by now that I'm a very emotionally unstable person

So

Naturally,

-I cried

-A lot

Part 2:

Ehehe

I was watching this video, and it was a vine video compilation. The title recommended turning captions on.

If I can't fit all of them on at the same time, I'll make a second post.

Here goes:

Part 2 coming right up.

I saw a post a while ago that joked about how fanfic writers love to give characters non-specific paperwork when they need the characters to be bored or tired from a long day. They speculated it’s because a lot of fanfic writers are either very young, or typically not very familiar with the jobs they’re writing about. And now that I’m back into reading merlin fanfiction I’m obsessed with how the equivalence of this for Arthur is shit to do with wheat and grain. Merlin wants to know where Arthur is? Oh he’s probably in a boring council meeting about wheat yields. Why has Arthur had a long day? Well he was spending all day surveying the grain storage for the upcoming winter. Arthur’s been arguing with other nobles? Probably because they all want more of the grain grown on their own land. This man is micro managing every single stalk grown in the kingdom of camelot no wonder he never noticed merlin’s magic

been gettin into peter parker in gotham crossover fics, even started working on my own! but art's faster to finish soooo

okay but like

what if the citizens of Arendelle all assume that Anna took the throne because Elsa died and all this talk of “Elsa lives in the woods now” is like the equivalent of oh yes we sent the dog to live on the farm upstate 

and that’s why Elsa didn’t go to the coronation/statue unveiling, because she knows and thinks it’s h i l a r i o u s and wants to see how long it takes Anna to realize literally everyone in the kingdom thinks Elsa is dead and is humoring her

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WRITING PROMPTS - Stars

The stars all disappear from the sky.

"Your freckles... they're a perfect match to the sky right now."

Stars are all dead gods.

"You're wearing so much glitter that you look like a fucking night's sky."

Constellations are maps to the treasures humanity has yet to find.

"I'll stargaze with you, darling."

The stars are in love with the earth.

"Don't listen to stars, baby. They're lying to you. They're always lying to you."