They Look Like A Newlywed Couple That Just Bought Their First House Together

sibling relationships be like:

There was even one fire, which was great, since me and Buck were ‘forced’ to go in together, to bond, since we didn’t like each other very much. I bullied him the entire time, at least while the radios were off.

Ao3: "A Buckley, or is it two? Wait, no. It's three" by Rainbowblob

That moment when you actually just want to write a 1k, maybe 1,5k, prologue for a fic, but then you end up with a nearly 3k unfinished chapter with a bunch of angst and fluff and attention on a ship you originally had in the background, but now you’ve got this far, so you can’t really stop.

Yeah, life is going great 😊 👍

So real though

oscar wanting to meet leo "if he can pop to mclaren" is so funny because of course oscar can't pop to ferrari - there's a man who wants him dead

Should I tell you guys what the best thing in the world is?

Playing loud hype music while sitting in bed at 1 am writing a fic with LEDs like a club and just vibing, it’s honestly chill. You should try it if you haven’t yet

You know what song crossover would just be like THE thing, like you can sing along, or just listen, but you like feel it in your bones?

David Kushner x Hozier

“He’s non-binary”

Was bored so I translated a German song into English. It’s not the best, but oh well.

Anyway if there’s a — before the line it’s sung by like the kids background choir, so yeah.

The text should be lined up with the of song, so if you want to try singing along, it should work well enough.

The song is called Augen auf by Sido:

Hey, hello kids!

- Hello Sido!

Hi Anna, hi Thorsten and the others

Levin put the phone away

Okay, should I tell you a story?

- Yeahhh!

Then listen now

Little jenny was so adorable when she was six, but then mommy had her little sister.

She was no longer the Center Point, she was at the back, and then with twelve she started drinking uninhibitedly.

It was kind of like a scream for help that no one heard, with every sip she was thinking: “please mommy, be ashamed”

But mommy was rarely there, no one was watching her. Daddy would rather have fun with his colleagues.

Jenny was out with the clique, here she was popular. Here you can relate if you have trouble at home.

She went to parties from 18 with 13, makeup like a slut, and then into the nightlife.

Ecstasy, cocaine, fucking in the girls toilet. Downing Flatrates, 56 tequila shots just like that.

How much more can this girl handle.

And I say kids come, we have to tell the parents something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

Little Justin was not exactly a wanted kid, but his mother was the opinion abortion equals murder.

The only problem was that dad had something against it, so at night time Justin was found in the baby box.

He grew up in a home since he was little, but if the caretaker said something he didn’t give a shit.

He quickly learned that this wasn’t his own home, here you get the feeling that you don’t have a single use.

That he ever turns 18 only has little hope, cos he vapes with 6, smokes with 8 and is drunk with 10.

Tell me how much more can this boy handle.

And I say kids come, we have to tell the parents something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

To raise a kid is not easy, I know this.

You always have something to do even when you are free.

Always be careful, you need to keep an eye on your kid; best attach a bell to its neck.

Kid are expensive, so you need to have money

- And

You need to recognise problems

- And

You have to get rid of them

- And

You need to listen, in good and in bad times

- And

You have to be there

- And

You need to show love

Whoever had kids wanted it like that, but as soon as raising a child gets serious you hide away.

How much more can the youth in Germany handle?

Listen to your kids when they tell you something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

I hope fanfiction writers know that I think of them like celebrities

I literally scream a little bit whenever one of them interacts with a comment i made on one of their posts like they are literally famous in my mind

thank you fanfiction writers you are literally sometimes the only thing keeping me alive 

Oh the irony of listening to FRIENDS while reading a friends to lovers mutual pining denial slowburn fic

Percy Jackson prompt: Estelle is a demigod. While Sally and Paul were trying to have another kid, they discover Sally can’t have any more kids. So they decide to adopt. Estelle is a newborn when they adopt her, so they have no idea she is a demigod. While raising her, they notice some things, like the ADHD and Dyslexia. As soon as they find that out, Sally gets extremely scared, hoping that Estelle isn’t a demigod. She calls Chiron and takes Estelle to camp, seeing if she can pass through the border. She can. Sally and Paul are extremely scared, and they don’t know what to do. They start sending her to camp for the holidays, often with Percy. She grows up wondering who her godly parent is. A lot of people assume it’s Poseidon, since she and Percy are siblings, though most people don’t know they aren’t biologically related. Eventually, on her 13th birthday, she gets claimed.