Surprised No One Brings Up How Similar Gale And Jet Are

PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX???? DESIRE IT???

I HAVE NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE DESIRED SEX I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS REAL

WAIT A MINUTE

YOU MEAN PEOPLE JUST GET HORNY?! LIKE, YOU COULD JUST GO: "Man, I'm horny." AND NEED TO DEAL WITH IT????

THAT'S A THING???? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS TO ME

Character: And by the way...you look ravishing.

Me: Stay the fuck away from her you creepy ass bitch.

Me:

Me: Oh, I wrote that.

Nimona arguing with a child

Kid: Oh yeah?! Well your mom's gay!

Nimona: Mwhahahah! MWHAHAHAHA! BEHOLD!

*gestures to Ballister and Ambrosius holding hands*

Discussing our favorite Robins gone wrong...

My little brother: "Nightwing is still my favorite."

My older brother that loves Jason Todd: "Yeah, I bet you like Dick."

This actually helps me understand a lot thank you

I need someone to explain what sexual desire is to me because I thought it didn't actually exist then I saw a post about how someone found out they were asexual because they thought sexual desire was a joke and I thought it was one too so someone please tell me what the fuck it is so my identity crisis can end

I think we need to talk about how the Hunger Games series' has no religion in it.

No one prays, no one goes to a church, hell, no one even believes in a higher power! To them, death is just death. It's even more depressing that way, I think.

Because no matter what's going on, at any point in history there was/is always a God or Gods, a "life" after death or something similar, but Panem is so far gone they don't even have that comfort.

I really want a tgiwiiwagaa chapter where Narita narrates it like a Pokémon battle

"Mitsuki uses 'accidental flirt'!"

"It was super effective, Ayachu fainted!"

Me when someone asks about my characters:

You sound like my dream girl

Step 4: Never actually write.

How to write:

Step 1: Plan.

Step 2: Ignore plan.

Step 3: Write chaos.