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I love when Wolverine's metal bones are showcased
*KLONG*
*KLANG*
Drawing this later <3333
when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him
source: for the bit (trust)
GENIUS
when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him
source: for the bit (trust)
when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him
source: for the bit (trust)
I present you with Wolvie:
Comic: Exiles 3-5
We know there was a Nicepool. But what if there is a Niceverine too. Just a nice variant of Logan. Small, barely any muscle and has like an Elvis kinda hairstyle and no mutton chops. Basically a twink. He has no adamantium, so his claws are bone and he only has a minor healing factor.
And they meet and Wade is like: "why are you so polite? You haven't insulted me once ever since we met you."
"Of course i'm polite. I'm canadian."
And then some bad guys show up and Niceverine stabs them and is like: "oh my god, did i hurt you with my claws? I'm so sorry, but you ran at me and i kinda had to defend myself."
Logan: "Wade, let's go. I don't wanna be around this washed up-watered down-fuck version of myself. And they call me the worst one."
Wade: "but he's so nice! Maybe he can help us!"
Logan: "No he can't! He doesn't even really kill his enemies! They die of embarrassment!"
to hold what’s left of his boobs in place
can’t have em flying about, gotta save that for the bedroom
Someone please answer me what these things are for? Looks like knife holsters? But doesn't seem to be anything in there? Why so small?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
|The son of the god of the dead shall someday break free from the realm in which he was born.|
CLEANSED.
Have caution!! Mouthwashing gore/body horror! Captain Curly post-crash </3
i cant be the only one who finds the fact that magneto can just pick wolverine up and toss him like he weighs nothing at all so funny
like imagine “big” bad wolverine suddenly flailing about in the air bc magneto grabbed his arm to like. open a jar of pickles or smth. peak comedy.
guy who says he’ll fix it proceeds to make it worse
i am not immune to proper ganda (sketch)
sensitive content + gore warning!! its curly mouthwashing </3
"Jump, peanut! World's bestest cat dad-pool will catch you!"
And the tree was straining.
Bugs when you lift up a rock
I think about this all the time every time I love Boba Fett
Most of the time I have an irrational antipathy and disinterest in Boba Fett but then every once in a while I go on a spiral about his fucked up childhood because it's a mindscrew and nightmare. Imagine being little kid growing up on a farm and all the farm animals look exactly like you and sound exactly like you and you watch them all get branded and sent to the slaughterhouse. And you're alone for weeks on end with only these not-brothers for company but you're not allowed with them, you just watch them. You watch them eat and train in rows upon rows and your dad tells you they're just cattle and they're exactly the same as you except they're not, because your dad says so. They're his clones and also you're his clone and the only reason you are a person is because your dad decided he wants a legacy and also it's the only reason you exist and also you don't want to be cattle like them. You exist to be his son and it's the only thing that makes you not cattle. And you're like. six.
Jango Fett is like the opposite of Darth Vader because Darth Vader is redeemed by his son but Jango Fett is made so much worse by every single decision he every made with Boba.
i will now think about this every day thank you
Hurt by Johnny Cash starts playing...
Quoth the roommate (when talking about wolverine’s height in comics): “He would sink like a small pebble.”
(bc of his adamantium and small size just in case the context was lost)
rhinedottir creating some of the most deadly creatures known to man (poisonous wolves, dragon, blonde twink with mommy issues)
The boys as that one Harley and Joker comic cover because I needed another excuse to draw Wade in a dress
the shit i do for tumblr
WOOOOOOOOOO
This has been stuck in my brain for days I had to get it done
also shitpost
asskisser x asskicker
ive never gravityed a fall in my life
bare with me okay ive never watched gravity falls
i need to draw them together
Imagine how fucking funny it’d be if these two had the same universe
PATCH <333333
Why's your pirate girlfriend trying to kill you, Wade?
canon
wade's undiagnosed ADHD (giggling everytime Logan stabs him) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (stabbing Wade with his claws when he's overstimulated)
i genuinely thought this when he first showed up
what if worst wolverine just had tiny claws as like a variant thing Wade wouldn't have known until way to late cuz he thought it was whiskey dick I just realized this and I think it's so funny