*goes To Take A Sip Out Of My Glass Full Of Ranch But Accidentally Just Pours It Over My Entire Head*

best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

The neurodivergent urge to do this

could not agree more

mephone4 should’ve started crying when he was being confronted by all the contestants for creating them. btw

you stick your fingers in my cage... my pitch black cage. you feel something cold and wet...you retract your fingers and to your horror you realize i painted your nails! :) i hope you like them

via @swatercolor [insta]

Yknow what? Fuck you. *furries your stickman*

suitcase is literally me frfr