HEADCANON
Roy likes to call Jason pet names, but like old fashioned pet names (he gives me the vibe of being an old soul) but I'm not saying sweetheart or love, I'm saying like angel, babydoll, dear and darling, lovely and stuff like that and jason doesn't know what to do with it besides blush and hide somewhere.
(Clark also does it, but we all know he does bc he was raised in a farm, and Bruce loves it and answers in kind)
And roy does it in public, in private, in whatever setting he is. Besides the normal jaybird, these are common within roy vocabulary that is meant for jason.
*in a meeting with the other bats, in the bat cave*
Jason: me and roy can handle it, no need to add more people we could be seen.
Roy: you sure, angel? I mean it looks like there's gonna be alot of them.
The bats: *some looking shocked others holding back laughter*
Jason: *blushing under the helmet and thanking that he has it on* y-yes, we can.
Roy: you the boss, babydoll.
Jason: OH MY GOD CAN YOU STOP?!?!?
Dick, Tim, Steph and duke: *laughing like crazy*
Bruce: *murmuring something about queen children*
Cass: *patting jason shoulder for support*
Damian: *looking uncomfortable*
Roy: *confused* stop what? I don't get it.
Jason: t-that ya know what I'm talking about.
Roy: I really don't, darling, you have to tell me.
Jason: *stands and walks up the stairs to the manor*
Roy: Jason?! Jason?!
Dick: *turns to roy with tears in his eyes* I think you broke him, harper.
Roy: i-
Tim: I think the pet names were too much.
Roy: but I call him that all the time!!
Steph: okay ew, don't talk about your sex live please, but tim is right maybe it's bc we all witness it.
Roy: ?????????
Duke: he's never gonna live it down between all of us.
Roy: omg Jason!? I'm sorry!! Wait wait *runs up the stairs*
Cass: he's going to sleep on the couch
Dick, Tim, Duke, steph: 100%
Damian: father, can I make a quick call before we leave?
Bruce: ??? Sure, is everything alright?
Damian: *pulling up jon contact* nothing wrong.
Damian: please do not call me your endearments while we are with my family.
Jon: *who was asleep* what!?!
Damian: I don't want to be made fun of just because you love me too much to be contained.
Jon: sure!?! Whatever you say, honey
Damian: *slightly blushing because he too can't get used to it* t-thank you, habibi
Jon: love you
Damian: I love you too *hangs up and walks back with a slight spring in his step
Upcoming roy harper fanart bc I'm feeling inspired😝😝
Keeping on the massive crush Bruce, I have this headcanon for all of the batfam.
Talking how Dick just giggles and twirls his hair when Wally is talking about the stupidest thing and laugh about anything the speedster says.
Talking how Jason tries his best to not blush at any flirty pass that roy does, and later in his safehouse just swoons and giggles and kicks his feet because roy called him pretty bird and does the same thing he did to be called that again the next time.
Talking tim dreamily agreeing to anything kon says, and doing the classic laying his hand the bicep when laughing and calling him funny altho the joke was dry as fuck.
Talking how Damian is just like Bruce, stoic and serious on the outside, scolding Jon like usual but on the inside he's just a confused teenager because omg Jon looked extra cute and his guilty face was so adorable.
I like to see the superfamily be all gone for the bats, but I absolutely love when the roles are reversed.
Does Bucky know it's legal now? Has anybody told him?
As an apology for the heavy angst lately
Birdflah!!! Where Wally slowly realizes that Dick is surrounded by gingers and it dawns on him that dick's type is gingers.
Wally: did you hooked up with roy?
Dick: uh no? Like I had thing for him but he preferred them violent and traumatized.
Wally: *knows that roy is with jason* okay
Wally: did you hook up with Artemis?
Dick: yeah, twice long ago, we were like 18 or something.
Wally: okay.
Wally: did u hook up with kori?
Dick: that one was more than a hook!! We had actually a good relationship that lasted long, but then she wanted other things and left so yeah.
Wally: *remembering that Dick and kori talk alot on the phone and stuff* okay.
Wally: what are the chances of me preventing dick from meeting another ginger?
Tim: slim. He's a ginger magnet.
Jason: and he has a tendency to fuck them, roy was the only exception.
Wally: so I have my days counted??
Tim: not exactly. I think dick is serious about you. I mean besides kori, most of his gingers hooks up where during your speedforce era.
Wally: does that mean...
Tim: you gonna be on family dinners for a very long time.
Wally: YES. TAKE THAT GINGERS!!
yeah poly 141...but I don't see gaz in it???
"Mate, I got my cock pierced like two years ago. It hurts but it isn't that bad."
Soap lasts three seconds before his self-restraint breaks and he slaps Gaz's shoulder.
"Gimme a look, a've seen them in pornos, skuds an aw that shite but never like face tae face."
Gaz agrees. He's doing the other man community service, and he's proud of what he has. Why not show it off?
It's not like the decision doesn't benefit him because the Scot's eyes widen and a blush spreads across his cheeks as he glances between Gaz's face and the dydoe piercing.
"Ken, a've never sucked off a lad wae his cock pierced either."
*bucky phone rings*
Yelena: *who was close to the phone* uhhh bucky, babydoll is calling.
Bucky: oh, better answer that.
Alexei: is that your beloved?
Bucky: yeah it's my husband
Yelena: You have a husband?!?
Ava: since when are you married?!?
Bob: *genuinely curious* do we know him?
Walker: *pretending to be busy*
Bucky: yeah, it's captain america
Thun-new avengerz*: WHAT!?!?