I Love The Headcanon That Kyle Has A Good Sense Of Style In Every Way Possible. Talking About Good Fashion

At one point in time, John Price has uttered the words "Christ, that scared the tits off me."

And Simon Riley has immediately grabbed his tit and shook his head, uttering a very serious: "No, it didn't. Still there, still perky."

That day, they learned that John can swing significantly faster than Simon can duck.

Genuinely curious what part of Gaz makes people say he's not that interesting..

To the point of him getting excluded

Is it the lack of mask?? Price and Soap isn't wearing any, he's not dilf enough? Soap is babyfaced..

Seriously, they usually don't say out loud what i was thinking of.. but if you're genuinely thinking he's uninteresting but not at the fact that he's black, then what?

I need a fic where Bruce is completely head over wheels with Clark. I'm talking both in his batman persona and Bruce persona.

I'm talking like Batman listening to Suparman talking with this usual resting serious bitch fave, but inside his swooning over Superman curl bc on that day was extra curly and extra cute.

I'm talking Bruce with a blank face while Clark is talking but inside he's behaving like a teenage girl talking with his crush.

I'm talking the bat kids noticing the smallest, most minimal most unnoticeable to the untrained eye changed in batman's posture when talking with superman and not letting Bruce live it down.

I know I'm asking a lot, and I would write this if I knew more abt them (I'm reading the comics) but I really wanna see out of character in love batman thank u

A game of clue with the batfam isn’t a game. It’s life or death, and the Kent’s were none the wiser.

BRUCE: Clark, I want to tell you if we lose this game of clue I’m done with you.

CLARK: huh? I’m sorry Bruce what?

BRUCE: I’m not shitting around big boy. This is life or death and I’m not losing to my children AGAIN.

*a heated game of clue begins, each in a group of two

CASS AND STEPH

BABS AND KARA

JASON AND DICK

TIM AND KON

DAMIAN AND JON

DUKE AND ALFRED

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JASON: I’m going to beat all your asses, and this time it’s going to be two family’s? This is gonna be good.

STEPH: you know for someone who died TWICE wouldn’t you be more weary? Cuz you’re going down Todd.

TIM: NO SHOT! Me and B are the only decent detectives and if we lose somone must’ve been cheating.

The Kent’s collectively swallow in fear, they’re going to die here.

The game thickens as each place is uncovered, at one point Damian resorted to dangling kon over the cealing with kryptonite in hand,

DAMIAN:DRAKE SHOW ME YOUR CARD I WONT HESITATE.

TIM: FUCK YOU.

And as the game wraps up, we realize that nothing has come from Alfred or duke the whole game. When I rounds back to their turn duke speaks,

DUKE: I’d like to make a Geuss.

The entire family turns, slowly.

Mind you, this is dukes first experience with Wayne clue. He is just as scared as the Kent’s. If not more.

DUKE: Mrs.Scarlet, in the lounge, with the candlebar.

Duke opens the Manila envelope, if he’s right-well he’s dead. If he wrong, he’s going to be dogged on for all eternity.

There it is. Mrs.scarlet, in the lounge, with the handlebar. Duke was right! He cheers and hugs Alfred thankful he won’t be dogged on

Realization hits him.

ALFRED:master Duke. You should run.

That day Duke was almost sent to the hospital, Clark was subsequently almost broken up with in a late night scolding by Bruce, kon WAS dumped for a week and Jon lost a friend

Moral is; DONT PLAY WAYNE FAMILY CLUE.

(Yes its a repost)

Sailor Soap (normal style/my style)

Jason: Why is Tim laying face down on the floor?

Steph: He took a "which Justice League member are you" quiz.

Jason: And?

Steph: He got Batman.

I really like the hc of Bruce giving star stickers for those who behaved well (as well as they can be) and taking them if they misbehave, the kids make a competition out of it and make fun of those who lost a star.

Bruce: this week's stars goes to...

Batkids: *all looking at Bruce*

Bruce: Dick, Tim and Cass.

Damian: Father! I do not approve of such thing!

Bruce: you don't have to approve anything damian. Dick did a great work in Blüdhaven and didn't threaten more than 3 people, Tim completed his homework and helped me Crack two cases without any stalker tactics, and Cass helped Alfred bake which was very sweet.

Jason: I don't understand the rules to receive a star, but I'm with demon brat.

Duke: *raising his hand along with stephs* we didn't do anything wrong!

Bruce: you skipped patrol the whole week.

Steph: I was busy!

Bruce: *adding the stars to their cards* no you weren't, you were just lazy. *turns towards Jason and damian* you two do get one star taken away.

Damian: unbelievable! Father I will not allow it!

Jason: I behaved pretty well this week in my opinion.

Bruce: you threaten every villain we saw, waved your gun around like a maniac and had to be stopped twice from using the crowbar.

Jason: like I said pretty well behaved.

But this also extents to Sups. Clark has little stars that he gives batman when the man passed a whole JL meeting without insulting, indirect insulting and looking condescendingly or glaring at someone. He also has them taken away when he did those things.

Bruce: that wasn't a glare, I was merely looking.

Clark: B u scared Bart for the third time this week, and yes that was a glare.

Bruce: *crossing his arms* I think you are being unfair about this thing.

Clark: I'm sorry Bruce, but I have to take a star from you today.

Bruce: no.

Clark: *raising a brow* no?

Bruce: *starting to lightly jog away from clark* no! It's my star!

Clark: Bruce come back here!

I think we can all thank @goatgoesmbe for the brain worms abt yandere gaz now the idea is in my head and it won't come out.

So imagine this:

Gaz, sweet looking, goodie two shoes, morally good gaz, that questions Price decisions, makes disgust faces when Ghost brutalized someone, and disagrees with Soap killing tendencies.

Supposedly.

The other 141 look at him and have the urge to just... corrupt him. They want to break him bc he's so sweet and so tempting to break his morals and his good nature.

But there's something they don't know, or more like, don't notice.

Kyle is sweet. He's caring, he loves to help, he loves affection and loves to be in the army. But they don't notice the way his hands twitch when Price starts threatening people. They don't notice the way he licks his lips when blood starts to splatter while ghost is beating the shit out of someone. They don't notice the way his lips twitch to a smirk when soap talks about a kill.

Kyle went to the military to help people but also to satisfy a thirst that he couldn't stop. What's better than satisfying that thirst for blood with bad guys?

The three 141 decide to put Kyle in a situation that they think it will break the sweet gaz. Ghost pushes Kyle towards a guy that is launching an attack towards them. Kyle punches him first, the guy falls and then there's silence. Ghost thinks he went a bit too far or that the situation wasn't ideal, but then he hears laughter, small and then big. Kyle turns toward Ghost, eyes twinkling, smile big, voice sweet and excited.

" for me!? Can I?!"

Ghost was too stunned to have a proper answer that he just nodded and Kyle went wild. Blood was raining in the room, Kyle was using everything he could reach for except his gun, he was laughing and smiling, all maniac and crazy, blood was painting his brown skin.

When it was over, Kyle turned towards Ghost, all smiles and happy, he swiped a finger on his cheek, gathering the blood and then sucking it off from his finger while he rolled his eyes up and moaned around it.

"Thank you, Ghost" and left the room to keep going with their mission.

And Ghost? Well, he supported a hard on all the way to the base, jerked off, had another bc kyle was bloodied, only going slightly down when Kyle cleaned off the blood. But it came back on when Kyle whispered in his ear.

"Next time, you can fuck me over the body."

And damn, Ghost never knew that sweet Kyle could have him by the balls this way and so fast.

If u want I can do scenarios for the other two, I will gladly do it. With enough push I can always make a bigger fic...

I kinda wanna say my two cents, but plz tell me if I'm wrong, bc I have read every poly 141 fic that has gaz available and always filter the tags tpnread those fics with more gaz and the mw2019 being one of my COD games - I think both of you are right but I'm leaning more on what Brooke said!!

Besides the race (that honestly I believe that one of the MAIN reasons) I think the lack of we not knowing his backstory of him being "normal" (he's a soldier, he's far from normal he has seen stuff) is one of the main things. Like Ghost, soap and Price are so liked bc they basically fucked up ppl that went through torture, forced murder and other things that made them fucked up, and that makes them dangerous and nice to write bc, let's be honest, their backstories are basically done u don't have to think of anything besides what thing u gonna use (and yeah in many fandoms there's always a lack of imagination and creation when given a blank character) and Konig coming instead of gaz is exactly that - he's a fucked up with tons of backstory that makes him fucked and he's nice to use (besides that he's not even in the same universe but whatever)

But I 100% agreed with both!!! Gaz is a blank slate, we know little about him besides that he trust price with his life, and he's a good person trying to enter the grey zone of war. But like create stuff of for him!! Maybe he went to the army bc his dad was one!! Maybe he wanted to cure a part of himself in the army!!! Maybe he genuinely wanted to help people but slowly finds out that nothing is at it seems!!! Make him having to make decisions that go agaisnt his morals!! Making him question every decision he makes!! Jesus making go through a deadly situation!!

He's an amazing character to just go wild and create!! And also how can u ignore those fucling puppies eyes my guy knows he's cute and he uses it!!!

(I really fucking love gaz and feel so sad that he's basically being replace all tho he was the og in the remakes)

Genuinely curious what part of Gaz makes people say he's not that interesting..

To the point of him getting excluded

Is it the lack of mask?? Price and Soap isn't wearing any, he's not dilf enough? Soap is babyfaced..

Seriously, they usually don't say out loud what i was thinking of.. but if you're genuinely thinking he's uninteresting but not at the fact that he's black, then what?

Happy Valentines Day

I like to think they're a pretty private couple, only ever being affectionate behind closed doors