It's Just Homestuck Again

Being "Jr." or "the Second" is the real life equivalent of having to put numbers after a username.

“I’m John Smith, and this is my son, John Smith Underscore Sixty-Nine.”

Oh hi, I've been having horrible intrusive thoughts about you that will give me nightmares later! What's up? How you doing? <3

/pos

Don't let anyone shame you for wanting to peg a man! God loves pegging, that's why men were given prostates! They love it! And God gets a good show for his efforts!

Dear past me,

Stop being such a pussy. It gets worse.

Sincerely fucked, future you.

If the newest generation is generation alpha, does that mean the next one will be gen beta?

Safety First

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

It's okay babyfish, I'm here for you

nobody calls me babygirl on here it's always 'fish'

Hanging in the woods part 5