My Cat Is Is So Fat And Eats So Much That I Have Started To Call Him "fatso", "fatass", And "you Fat

Still my best post

Knock Knock!

It’s the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

Do other people get writing ideas from dreams? Half my stories are based on dreams I had, and I just had a new one! This time I dreamed up fanfic, but it was epic, so I have to make it.

Noob

Can you have group chats on tumblr? That would be cool I think.

"Do you need anything?" Uh, yeah, I need 5 bags of Cocaine and a wiffle bat painted like a shark

I want to eat the entire world.

Since like, 2016, stim toys are kinda everywhere and everyone wants them and I think its because all of us gen Z and whatever letter comes after Z generation have adhd or autism or both, if you're young and dont have either you are now the misunderstood people cause all social ques will go unnoticed by everyone younger than 25.

I'm learning how to like myself

After losing everything I thought I was

I'm learning how to like myself

Rather than liking what everyone else likes about me

It's weird how losing everything

Is teaching me to like myself without anyone else around

I'm a girlfriend erather guyth

Jutht thayin keheheh

Welcome to the zone of my vibe

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers

I pray for homestuck.com to come home safe every day

when will homestuck.com return from the war