I Have Come Up With This Wonderful Idea.

Still my best post

Knock Knock!

It’s the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

Welcome to the zone of my vibe

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers

Someday, I'm gonna buy one of those necklace sets that makes a heart but can come apart as 2 halves to share with someone, and wait for the day someone takes one of the halves off my neck.

Get close enough to do so without being maimed to earn my love, close quarters combat style!

Oh hi, I've been having horrible intrusive thoughts about you that will give me nightmares later! What's up? How you doing? <3

/pos

Bless you, want a cold tablet?

Sighh...

I'm on a pipeline hyper fixation and I don't know how to feel about it.

It leads me many a place yet I try helplessly to swim against the current.

not to be gay but gay

Good to remember you are one big bendy straw. Mr. Tube over here with his funny organs. 👈🙄😒

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

Fee

You must tell me how you feel, but you get a randomly generated number of words to do so. Please hold while I spin a wheel.