Reblog If You Are A Derse Dreamer

Holy shit I just woke up to the wild blowing outside my house at like a billion miles an hour dude! What the fuck that is so loud! If I didn't know better I'd think there was a fuckin tornado in my yard, fucking hell!

That happens all the time to me

Does this ever happen to you!?

I thought I was 69? Who the hell am I?

God, shit, sorry I forgot who you were for a minute, everyone's wearing glasses, are you glasses boy 53 or 47?

I hate high school, and you should too! They don't care about the students safety or mental health enough to even let us piss in peace. School sucks.

Here's something I noticed that I haven't seen ANYONE TALK ABOUT:

It's sorta subtle, and Vox and Alastor do it a couple times, their mouths drip, and considering the colors used I can only assume it's dripping blood (cause angel blood is gold)

Do these bitches just get so worked up they all fuckin bite their tongues or some shit??? Why they do that?

I almost made a big mistake.

Okay, so I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house yesterday and I was drinking a Gatorade and she was eating a bottle pop. So we randomly decided to pour the rest of the bottle pop powder into the Gatorade and shake it up, we weren't drinking it for a while cause we thought it would taste bad.

Anyway she goes to the kitchen to make some cheesy bread and I decided to try the mixture we made, which tasted amazing. So I went to tell her about it but I accidentally snuck up on her. Btw my girlfriend isn't small, I'm small, she's big and strong and knows how to fight, but I'm weak as hell compared to her. Anyway I sneak up behind her and put my face in the crook of her neck and whisper "you gotta try this babe" in her ear. Not a good idea. She spun around and was about to punch me, and then she stopped cause she realized it was me and I handed her the Gatorade to try. We spent the rest of the night talking, drinking our science experiment, and doing other stuff, it was a fun night.

But yeah that's the story of how I almost got myself killed over flavored sugar and Gatorade. I'll try not to sneak up on her next time.

Not a problem anymore, just kill everyone in a hundred mile radius!

is anyone else unable to focus or do anything or feel good if u hear even a fucking footstep from another fucking human being?  

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

Put down the phone, grandma. It's bedtime. Come on, I'll tuck you in.

There you go, all cuddly with Mr.Whiskers.

You suck. You're not allowed here. You can't join my club.

What club? Oh it's the club of ugly people, and you're not invited, cause I hate you.

You need to leave, you are banned from my ugly club, banned for life.

Things the gays own

- rainbows (duh)

- the state of California

- names that end with aden

- the F word, its ours, straights can't have it

- Home by cavetown

- mismatch socks

Add more if I missed any!