i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck
I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.
Both dream me and irl me were very confused.
YOU CALLED ME A GILF, TANGO.
- Callum Crown (..again.)
...Okay fair point, I'M SORRYY WAGHH I DIDN'T MEAN TO (trust)
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
Hello dear, I am Mohammed, a Palestinian from northern Gaza. Urgent appeal to help me undergo a bone graft operation. I was injured by an explosive bullet and the building of my destroyed house and the evacuation to safety. My family consists of 13 people, most of them are young children and women. My father is sick and is receiving a dose of chemotherapy. Please contribute by donating, sharing, and reblogging the pinned post. Every donation has a great impact on me. This is very kind and generous of you. Thank you for your interest. My campaign has been documented by @90-ghost
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😭🇵🇸 🍉I am Mohammed, a Palestinian from North Gaza, my life is miserable and horrific, my left hand was injured and I need a bone transplant, my house was completely destroyed, and the family consists of 13 people, most of them are young children, Amir and Malak, infants. My family has nothing left but hope that you can support and help us with. After ten months of war, we are exhausted, desperate and displaced. We have lost our homes and livelihoods and gone with the wind. Things are driving us crazy. The minimum standard of living is unattainable. Clean water and food have become a dream that we must achieve. What makes our lives worse is the continuous bombing and killing. That is why I am asking in this post for your help to survive these unbearable conditions, and to move from hell to safety and peace. Your support can help us be safe and alive, so my friends, you can support us either by donating directly what you can or by sharing my campaign links so that generous people can know about our tragedy and pain. Remember that your small contribution can make a big difference in the lives of many children whose health deteriorates day by day. Let their lives change and let them feel happy through your generous contribution.My campaign was documented by @90-ghost @appsa @buttercuparry 🙏🍉
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HEY KIDS!! DON’T FORGET TO EAT YOUR DAILY COCKROACHES!! #HOPECORE 💜
Again, we at Freddy's would like to reaffirm: Phone Guys bear no connection to deceased or missing employees. No matter how much a Phone Guy, or the family of a deceased employee may wish for it to be so... It's the agony of every tragedy. Those employees are dead and are incapable of coming back. It is easy for humans to get caught up in their emotions, and to project human qualities onto our animatronics. ... Fazbender Entertainment would like to end our log with a heartfelt request: Anyone with delusions regarding any former deceased employees... ...Please see a grief therapist and get some help.
CAN WE SEE THAT SWORD FIGHT PLEASE??
Very happy actually because I already really wanted to draw this particular scene :)
DJSS may be a shapeshifter, but he's up against a cyborg war veteran who happens to be his boss.
IT WAS ONE POST LEAVE ME ALONW
hey Tango what do you think of Theoroar,,,he is my new found fav (im a creep im a weirdo etc)
He's...quite the interesting fellow !! Yeah, interesting, that's the word !