Reposting So I Can Find It Again For My History Class

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

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Part 2 don’t challenge a black widow

Life lessons with a massive dumbass:

• don’t touch a stove top burner while it’s on

• don’t touch a pan that just came out of the oven

• don’t put metal in the microwave

• don’t forget to put water with top ramen or else it will catch fire

• don’t put taco shells in the toaster and then let it catch on fire and nearly burn the kitchen down

• don’t touch the metal things on a charger while plugging it into an outlet bc it will electrocute you

All learned from experience😁

Fuck I love bagels

Another update I have now been informed I look like Chandler Bing and now I’m confused how to feel.

I was told that I looked like I stepped out of the 90s today and I’ve never been so happy

When you stick your head out of the sunroof during driver’s license and you have your friend back out of the parking space and pull back in so you can have your tunnel scene. It’s a vibe.

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

Ever just vacuum to make yourself feel like a functioning human being

This is important hello (x)