Goodness Gracious, Why...?! And If I Msy Be Allowed To Also Give One Of My Own Headcannons, I'd Kind

I hope @consult-sherlockholmes didn't dislocate his hip! Because I sure know what that feels like! Can't you just force Sherlock to let you examine him, @consult-johnhwatson??? 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍✨💯🥹🥺😅😭🥲😳☺️👉🏻👈🏻

In case anyone claims I fell down the stairs, no I did not fall down the stairs. There is no evidence for that. I am much too agile and have too fast reflexes to do such a simple mistake as slip on the stairs.

God: How fancy do you wanna be?

The larvae: YES.

After years of observing these caddisfly larvae, French naturalist and artist, Hubert Duprat, wondered if the caddis flies would use any materials to build their cocoon. He introduced flakes of gold, pearls and opals to the caddis flies and they did in fact use them for their cocoons. They use their own silk as the glue to hold their pupal constructions together.

i don’t remember if i requested this already but may i request an nsfw scenario where cisfem reader and grelle get steamy in the office pls?

note— yes yes yes 30x yes!! imagine grell in this ... she is so majestic i can’t. mama mama mamaaa.—☆💋💄

rated: smut! includes: (risky sex, riding, nipple play, biting, drawing blood??? a little, noisy&needy grell :3)

tire out— ft. grell sutcliff w/c: 864

the office was dimly lit, filled with the quiet hum of paperwork being processed and cinematic records being sorted. grell, ever the vibrant death connoisseur, strutted among her office, files in hand. 

“honestly, darling… they’re just piling up today… like a mountain of paperwork!” she tuts, prompting a snort from you.

“your job is ridiculous.”

“pardon?!”

a tense silence follows her gasp as you try to find the right wording. 

“treating human souls like mere paperwork is so oddly dehumanizing, don’t you think? it’s funny.”

“well, dear, that’s the whole point,” she collapses onto the chair at her desk, spinning around on it idly. “us reapers have to do repeat that process to revise the cinematic records then to find if they’re worthy of death.. ughhhh… *so* exhausting.” 

her rambling was nothing short of endearing, that’s for sure. grell throws hear head back, leaning back on her chair dramatically. she sneaks a peek at you, who stands over her desk, lost in thought.

“did you hear me?”

“your bitch and complain? yeah, i did.”

grell’s eyebrows furrow. 

“oh, you wound me! you have no idea how *exhausted* i ammmm….” she trails off, giving you another hinting side eye. 

you bite back a chuckle, taking the hint too well before sitting right upon her desk while simultaneously pushing aside her paperwork.

“oh yeah? how exhausted?” 

like a moth to a flame, grell finally sits straight on her chair, her thighs clutching shut at your purr.

“quite… quite exhausted yes,” her ears flush along with her glasses lightly slipping down that bridge of her nose. 

so gorgeous.

you run your hands through her long, fiery hair before tugging her in.

“you couldn’t use any extra exhausting, could you?” 

your voice was lightly taunting with a gentle pout to your lips, down to your working fingers that teasingly trace her open collarbone, thanks to grell’s classy striped blouse.

the reapers green eyes sparkle with delight before looking around in a tiny excited panic.

“i could certainly use a change of pace…”

before you two knew it, you were straddling grell in her chair, your hands roaming freely against her chest. you could feel grell's breath hitch as you settled yourself on her lap, her crimson painted nails digging lightly into the fabric of your clothes.

you leaned in close, your lips brushing against her ear. "let's see if i can help with that exhaustion," you whispered, your hand slipping down to unbutton her trousers.

grell's eyes fluttered shut, her body trembling with anticipation as your hand found its way to her already stiffened cock. "darling..." she breathed, her voice a mix of desire and desperation.

you began to stroke her slowly, savoring the way her body reacted to your touch. her hips bucked against your hand, seeking more friction. "so needy, grell," you teased, a smirk playing on your lips.

her response was a low, throaty moan as you increased your pace, her grip on your waist tightening. you could feel her getting closer, her breath coming in ragged gasps. her teeth sink down on your neck, initiating a sharp stinging sensation that made you cry out in a miserable attempt to be quiet. just when she was on the brink, you slowed down, drawing a frustrated muffled whine from her.

"patience, love," you cooed, your fingers now tracing her collarbone and slipping beneath her blouse to tease her pretty pink nipples. grell withdrew her mouth from you, proudly tasting a hint of your blood from that harsh bite.

"please," she begged, her voice cracking slightly.

you couldn't resist any longer. standing up briefly, you lowered tugged down her panties lightly. you straddled her again, guiding her inside your cunt with a slow, deliberate movement that had you both groaning in unison.

as you settled into a steady rhythm, you leaned back, allowing your fingers to play with her nipples. grell's head lolled back against the chair, her hands clutching at your hips as you rode her.

the office was filled with the sounds of your shared pleasure, the papers and cinematic records forgotten. you kept your movements slow, savoring every sensation, while your hands continued to tease her sensitive nipples.

"how’s that feel, sweetheart?" you murmured, your voice dripping with tenderness.

"so good," she gasped, her hands gripping your thighs as she tried to maintain control. "don't stop... please..."

you quickened your pace slightly, bouncing on her lap and letting out a couple of squeaks here and then…

“dear… o-oh dear, m’ gonna… ngh! cumming…” grell whines onto your neck, her thighs quivering uncontrollably. “shh, lower it down, baby,” you murmur as you oush her face onto your cleavage to muffle her up.

with a final, deep thrust, you both found release, your bodies trembling together in the aftermath. as you collapsed against her, grell's arms wrapped around you, holding you close.

"you certainly know how to... change the pace," she panted, a satisfied smile on her lips.

you chuckled, pressing a kiss to her lips. "anything for you, darling. now, about that paperwork..."

grell groaned playfully, her head falling back against the chair. "later," she murmured, pulling you in for another kiss. "much later."

. . .

I need to ask this, yandere tim and yandere brian p o l y realationship?

Jelly bois

Yan!Tim & Brian

Yandere + yandere never work out.

Yanderes are way too possessive to share.

So, interest is peaked with they agree to a poly relationship.

Things will be rough around the edges, to say the least, and the household will be toxic.

Well, more toxic than usual with yanderes.

It’s more of a, share sometimes

There are constant quarrels and arguments between the boys over you.

Sometimes is about the other spending too much time with you, giving you better gifts, or potentially trying to scare the competition off.

Masky is more controlling than Hoodie, and he’s way more confrontational.

He isn’t afraid to start a fight if needed.

They both get jealous extremely easily.

Remember the play wrestling?

Crank that up to a 10, but with each other.

They’ll spar with each other occasionally, behind your back.

Even if they are best buds (maybe more in a poly djdsjagdas), they’ll go through anything to be with their s/o,

A l o n e.

This means sometimes kidnapping you.

Especially Masky, who’s an expert at not waking you up while moving you around the house.

Aka taking you away from Brian.

He’ll just pick you up, make intense eye contact with Hoodie and walk slowly out of the room with you in his arms.

Leaving you to wonder how you woke up in Tims’s arms when you went to bed under Vrian’s fur blanket.

Bascally it’s a game of capture the flag but it’s capture the s/o.

But they lowkey love each other.

Bc Brian will be caught sleeping on top of Tim on the couch.

And when you catch him he’ll get a little flustered and deny it.

They’ll also be your big and tol body guards when you go out in public together.

They’ll generally just fuck around with people who look at you for more than .3 seconds.

Aka scaring the FucK outta them.

And maybe tag-teaming punching them in the stomach and then running off to catch up with their s/o who’s still ordering food.  

They’ll eventually learn to work out their differences with each other.

One way or another.

Cue a suspicious wink.

I would never eat you though, @consult-sherlockholmes! You're practically just skin and bones! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😇🤭😁☺️😳😉😋🥳🤣😂😌🙂🥺💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

I just cut my dick off, and it's bleeding a lot... What do I do, doctor?

Uh, cauterize it?

Sebastian claude ciel an Williams kinks ◉

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[NSFW]

Sebastian:

Blindfolding and making you feel his touch on every. single. inch of your body more intensively.

Claude:

Watching you touching yourself in the most intimate parts would be a great pleasure for him, especially if you would lasciviously repeat his name from time to time.

Ciel:

Clothed sex sometimes may be uncomfortable but is a huge turn on for him.

William:

Tying you to the bedframe by his own tie and giving you pleasure in every way he only wants.

//I'm alive!!! Sorry this took so long, anon!!! Likes, reblogs and comments are very appreciated!//

tw: smut

Aziraphale:

Praise Kink: You better believe that this angel has a praise kink. He loves this kink, both giving and receiving, but he absolutely loves to enrapture you with compliment after compliment while pleasuring you. He'll fuck you gently while whispering praises in your ear. Praises about how beautiful you look underneath him, how cute your soft moans are, how you mean the world to him, etc.

Bondage: He likes to tie you up but not in a BDSM sort of way. He won't use ropes but instead uses silk ribbon to tie you down. He thinks you look more elegant that way. When he's done wrapping the ribbon around your naked body, he'll coo at you and say, "Look at you, my sweet... You look like a present that's waiting to be unwrapped... just for me!"

Edgeplay: This is his way of punishing you when you're being naughty. This form of punishment will go hand-in-hand with his bondage kink. While you're tied up, looking all cute and helpless, he'll edge you over and over until you're sobbing and begging for release. He'll edge you using his fingers or maybe his tongue, but his favorite way to edge you is by using a vibrator because it makes you more desperate for his touch.

Petplay: He probably won't ever admit it out loud but he has a thing for the master/pet dynamic. He'd have you wear a cute headband with fuzzy cat ears attached. He also loves to picture you in a pretty pastel colored collar with a leash attached. Will definitely call you his "pet" or his "pretty kitty."

Thigh-Highs: I headcanon Aziraphale as someone who really likes thighs. To squeeze them, kiss them, nip at them, it doesn't matter. If he were to come home to you lying on your shared bed, waiting for him in nothing but thigh-highs, expect him to be between your legs for hours worshipping you.

Tags: @aethersghoulette @crowleys-poppet-queen-of-assgard @rosefairyirl @duchessvonfingerbang @care-a-lot-comfort @imkloeyjarvis

LEMME SMASH!! >:3

It recently came to my attention that there is a production crew doodle of frollo in what appears to be a maid dress so obviously I had to put my art block aside and redraw it

Fucking whatever I guess

How do the slender brothers flirt/inpress someone

Slender: he’s not doing that unless you explicitly tell him how you want him to. He’ll die of shame if he tries anything else, no matter how successful he is.

Offender: hey bby you look hot af lemme get your number

Splendor probably just makes a lot of compliments!! He may try to show off how good he is with kids and be all “"hey, wouldn’t it be nice if we raised kids together!?” but that’s the most nsfvv it’s gonna get

Trender: “"Oh, my, your clothing… it appears to be torn… and the stitches… they’re about to come out…, take your clothes off so i can fix them for you…………. besides you look better nude.”

Nsfw Masky and Toby?

u//w//u

Masky

Tim prefers to be top dog in and out of the bedroom.

It helps him feel more in control of situations he normally wouldn’t have.

Even though he has a more dominant personality, he’s not much of a rough guy.

But shit, if his /o wants it rough he’ll give it to her.

He’s kind of big tbh

Run your hands through his hair, and give it a reassuring tug, please!~

He’ll melt like puddy at your touch.

And he loves it when you cover him in hickeys, love bites, and scratches.

He might admire it in the mirror afterward with a cheeky smile.

He likes missionary more just so he can feel your legs squeeze tight around him when you cum.

Oh, yeah, he’s a moaner too. Very vocal.

Mostly grunts and light growls in the act, but when he cums it’s drawn out along with each final thrust.

But he’s also open to places outside of the bedroom like couch and kitchen.

If you want a quickie he knows how to bend you over and pound relentlessly into your g-spot.

Because a quickie has to be quick, right?

He’s fantasied about spying on you masturbating before, and then you ask him to come in. It gets him off every time.

I can also see him being into cock warming when you cuddle afterward.

Which is always a must.

Masky is more rough and dominant, maybe even animalistic sometimes compared to Tim.

He’s rough, dominant, and won’t be afraid to shove your face into the pillow while pounding you.

Or spank you until your ass is red if you’ve been bad.

He’ll growl into your ear and bite at your sensitive skin.

And yes, the mask stays on.

Toby

Surprisingly a switch, it really depends on his mood.

One moment he’s happy to pin you down face down, ass up and go to pound town.

Other times he’s extremely vanilla and wants you to ride him into tomorrow until he can’t moan anymore.

His member is bigger than average, but he knows how to use it after he gets some experience.

He has a praise kink, and don’t tell me otherwise.

It doesn’t matter if he’s domming or subbing, if you praise him expect the countdown to cum to be split in half. But praising might mean he’ll start to lean towards subbing.

“Toby you’re doing so well, I can barely keep still~”

He likes to hear that he’s the one pleasuring you. That he’s making you squirm under his touch and feel wave after wave of bliss.

He’s not fond of hurting you,

But let me tell you,

This boy can fuck f a s t. His hips will meet yours at insane speeds when he’s in the zone.

Sex is passionate for Toby, and he loves when your eyes meet. He’ll also press his forehead against yours after he finishes.

Toby can literally go until his muscles give out. He doesn’t feel the pain of his muscles protesting against his actions, so he can go as long as his body allows.

Loves shower sex. It’s just so hot and steamy, and you don’t even have to move too much after you both finish bc the shower is right there.

Also, he gets to kiss your neck and wash your hair for you which is cute as hell.

He needs to cuddle afterward or else it’ll be sad boi hours.