🔆 Picking Up Pitch To Lion-King The Lil' Birb And Present Him As The Good Boi He Is.

Bethesda dropped the fattest stink bomb the gaming industry has seen in a decade

Blizzard put two shots in the back of Diablo’s head

Sony not doing E3, necking Japanese devs

Microsoft hasn’t been relevant in gaming since the XBone’s subpar release

Meanwhile Nintendo is fucking drowning in Switch success because they actually know how to, y'know, make video games.

Love how the closest design is Mudkip of all things XD

The results when 4 professional bakers were tasked with making Pokemon cakes on an episode of cooking show Food Network Challenge 

Varnish sat in front of the gate to Medium's castle. The Canvas Plains had been rather uneventful today, and his rising boredom seemed ready to spawn a surprise nap.

Until, that is, his phone went off.

Varnish took out his phone and had it read the new notification.

 "New message from: Unknown Sender. Testing?"

     Oh, Varnish thought. Someone must have texted the wrong numb-

 "Arl-teesh-dla S.M.R."

     ... the Hells?

With nothing else demanding his immediate attention, and some worry for the well-being of the text-sender after that jumble of sounds in the second text, Varnish replied.

FROM: Varnish TO: Unknown

🍴: Are you okay? 😕

▲ Now that Link knew he had a fome- fone?- whatever- he couldn’t help himself, fiddling with it and pressing all the buttons. Next thing he knew, the words ‘sent’ and ‘all’ came up on his screen. Oops. He didn’t mean to do that.

FROM: Link TO: All

▲: testing? ▲: arltlyhl;dla,smr

So, getting back into business

Since I wasn't sure how long i'd still have this blog, I don't have a lot of Graffiti Kingdom or Tablet related content right now. So, my activity for a while may just be off-topic posts, in-character text posts, that sort of thing for a while.

On that note, I did think of one off-topic crossover that I think would be fun, if one side of the crossover wasn't so little-known:

I figured out that, if one could bring Bendy before the events and insanity of BatIM into Chroma City, he would be such a powerful addition to the Color Revolution of De Blob!

Those of you who remember De Blob would remember its whole plot: A city of arts and creativity is overtaken by INKT, a corporation of ink-covered, tyrantial Inkies that seek to destroy creativity over production and blind obedience of the Raydians. Their tactics generally involve posters and billboards of their propaganda, draining color from the Raydians, and spreading Raydian-killing Ink as they go.

... Now who do we know who has a vendetta over those who'd abandon creations for political or economic reasons, who can travel through ink, who can apparently make people lose their minds if they're covered IN ink, and who is capable of taking a life, but who apparently is in desperate need of a soul - and with it, the ability to socialize with people instead of being abandoned by them?

... Just saying, it would be a fun crossover if it ever happened, with some positive messages about how art and friendship are two ways in which one's soul flourishes.

Just wait for me, I'll have on-topic content coming up soon.

PLEASE DO NOT THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HAVE AN IMPACT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM

I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.

'Ey look, I made a thing happen! XD

Does this count as dash did a thing?

My inbox is empty. Got no asks or submissions. Got no idea what to do with this account. I really do want this account to work out, but unfortunately it's not entirely in my power. .... I'll try and come up with some events or crossover art or something to do to drum up business, but in the end, it's not my call if I get asks. So please ask my muses questions!

This is what a REAL rape prevention campaign looks like

... okay I gotta ask, am I the only one who sees the dragon hidden in the wave?

[OC] Diamond Beach, Iceland (4032x3024) - nshoel9

@judytheoutlaw the stolen cake probably means Kirby: Squeak Squad, where the Squeaks steal (among other things) Kirby's strawberry shortcake slice. ... which leads to a quest culminating in the Squeaks freeing and Kirby defeating Dark Nebula. Nebula, according to the game's ending, is THE RULER OF THEIR UNIVERSE'S UNDERWORLD.