Syn • They/Them • Adult • ♓ sun, ♐ moon, ♎ rising. Year of the Earth Snake. INFJ. Mostly reblogs and screaming. Check out my side blog here for DC content and x Reader fanfiction.
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are you five nights at fucking kidding me
"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"
My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit
Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before
who can relate
to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel
Why are there sleeping positions and levels of comfort that are only discoverable in the morning hours when you're supposed to get up?
Traffic report: Glowing hieroglyphs emerging through all road signs. Drivers advised to obey whatever ancient traffic laws they represent.
Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(
ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.
Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad
Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*
Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him
the voice of the devil
i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i check discord. i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i open spotify. start a song. open youtube. pick video, ending song. video bad. i close youtube. i open tumblr
“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun
this should not have gagged me as hard as it did
Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?
No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized
Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta