synfulrants - Patron Saint of Roses
Patron Saint of Roses

Syn • They/Them • Adult • ♓ sun, ♐ moon, ♎ rising. Year of the Earth Snake. INFJ. Mostly reblogs and screaming. Check out my side blog here for DC content and x Reader fanfiction.

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2 months ago

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

2 months ago

"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"

"windows 11 Upgrade Ready!" "your Computer Is Eligible For Windows 11!" "download Windows 11 Now!"
3 months ago

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

3 months ago
Who Can Relate
Who Can Relate

who can relate

3 months ago
To This Day Possibly One Of My Best Ideas. Someone Get Me A Pitch Meeting With The Hallmark Channel
To This Day Possibly One Of My Best Ideas. Someone Get Me A Pitch Meeting With The Hallmark Channel

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

3 months ago

Why are there sleeping positions and levels of comfort that are only discoverable in the morning hours when you're supposed to get up?

3 months ago
Traffic Report: Glowing Hieroglyphs Emerging Through All Road Signs. Drivers Advised To Obey Whatever

Traffic report: Glowing hieroglyphs emerging through all road signs. Drivers advised to obey whatever ancient traffic laws they represent.

3 months ago
Boyfriend Tells Me I’m Banned From Fixing Things Around The House Now >:(

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

3 months ago

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

3 months ago

Ugh, hit with the social anxiety beam again.


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3 months ago
[ID: A timeline labeled "Hyperfixation timeline". All of the font is Comic Sans. Each point of the timeline points to a box with an accompanying doodle.

The first point of the timeline is labeled "so much yapping and theorizing and connecting the dots and—", accompanied by an unhinged person at a corkboard. Their pupils are red and staring at the viewer. The label and line on the timeline is also red. The line on the timeline goes up sharply.

The second point of the timeline is labeled "I can't believe I did all of that. That was embarrassing.", accompanied by the person staring awkwardly at the viewer. The line on the timeline goes down sharply. The text and line are black. 

The third point of the timeline is labeled "Oh god fuck I can feel it coming back", accompanied by the person holding their chest as if they were having a heart attack. The label is black, but the line is a dark red. The line creeps upwards again, but then goes back down. 

The fourth point of the timeline is labeled "Haha that was actually just a bluff", accompanied by the person laughing. The line is flat. The text and line are black. 

The fifth and final point of the timeline is labeled "hyperfixation demon", accompanied by the person looking upwards at the timeline in fear as the hyperfixation demon (drawn in red) lurks behind them. The label has an arrow pointing to the hyperfixation demon. The line and label are in red, with the line going up sharply again. /END ID]

What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

3 months ago

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

3 months ago
The Voice Of The Devil

the voice of the devil

3 months ago

i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i check discord. i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i open spotify. start a song. open youtube. pick video, ending song. video bad. i close youtube. i open tumblr

3 months ago
3 months ago

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

3 months ago

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

This Should Not Have Gagged Me As Hard As It Did
3 months ago
Hey Guys, My Opponent Just Fused Their Entire Side Of The Board Into A Gestalt Entity, Which Is Currently

Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?

3 months ago

No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized

3 months ago

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

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