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ugghhhh stella darling your city is so cringe

going back to chibis because scribbling something small and silly makes me feel good

You are Russian and like MCSM? (Your profile pic?) Can you please give me any Russian incorrect quotes that you think Ivor would say? (Headcanon that Harper can understand him, but can’t speak it as well if you want it to include her. Jesse has picked a little up from him but most of it is nonsense to them.) I want to draw doodles of Ivor speaking Russian, but I don’t speak it well enough myself to come up with anything fitting for him.

hi!!

it's honestly a little hard to come up with something meaningful, but i feel like he would use a lot of russian sayings to swear or grumble. most of them don't actually mean anything and it would be a nightmare to try and translate them (which makes it even harder for jesse and harper to understand), but they sound super funny. stuff like... "ядрена вошь", "еперный театр", "зашибись колесный трактор", "египетская сила", "твою дивизию".

"началось колхозье утро" as a derogatory "here it comes", "чтоб тебе дристалось и воды не было" as, basically, "fuck you", "тому виднее, у кого хуй длиннее" as, uhh... "не люди, а хуй на блюде"....... i'm sorry, i am no teacher, but those sayings have a specific vibe to them. i literally found a 100+ page book full of russian swearings right now and all of them sound... truly magical.

sorry if it didn't help at all, i'm just a little confused at what to consider a "russian incorrect quote", since it's my language and all of it already sounds natural to me. :"ъ

also, he probably tells a lot of unfunny russian anecdotes. we love them. well, at least i do.

Can you draw more Monkie Kid?🤩

of course!!!! im just busy with my exams now, so i cant really draw anything special

i will do it in future i promise 🤛

also have this pic because why not

Do you have any spicynoodleshipping hcs?

Oh for sure! Probably nothing super original because I absorb headcanon from stuff I see all around the fandom and then promptly forget where i got it from 😓

But here’s a few of my favorites:

Both Red Son and MK are not super comfortable with public displays of affection. Red Son thinks himself too proper for it and MK gets easily embarrassed around people, so they keep it pretty low key when anyone else is around. The second they think they’re alone though it’s like a switch flips and they’re all over each other.. like, sitting on laps, walking with hands in each other’s pockets, running fingers (theoretical fingers, since they’re Legos lol) through hair.. it’s mushy and adorable and they both get embarrassed if someone happens to see them like that but they do it anyway~

Canonically, MK’s clones can get out of control if they exist too long, so I think one of the things that they tend to do is forget that it’s embarrassing to snuggle Red Son in public, and will just go for it. It’s one of the ways Red can tell MK’s clones apart from the original. Also, MK definitely gets jealous of his own clones sometimes if he sees this happening.. something Red Son uses to playfully annoy him at times.

Speaking of, both the boys tend to get jealous when someone else flirts with their boyfriend. MK tends to get all flustered and pouty if someone hits on Red Son and will just kinda glare at the perpetrator. Red Son is less subtle and will light them on fire if they don’t step away from the noodle boy.

Oh, Red also definitely still calls MK Noodle Boy but in like an affectionate way. Maybe he calls MK his Noodle Boy~

Also Red Son definitely catches fire when he gets overly flustered. It’s something he has to work on so he doesn’t burn his very much non flame-proof boyfriend.

I did a quick comic about it yesterday, but Red Son is much neater than MK and cares a lot more about his appearance. So I estimate he takes waaay longer to get ready in the morning. MK just kinda rolls out of bed and Red hates it lol

On that same vein, MK’s apartment is super messy and when Red Son comes over (or moves in) he always cleans the place. Sometimes he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it. He’ll be clearing off clothes from a chair to sit down and suddenly finds himself doing a load of MK’s laundry like Wait. How did this happen...? MK loves it because he hates cleaning.

MK canonically likes to draw since he illustrated a Monkey King biography, so he definitely likes to draw Red Son. He will sometimes doodle pictures of him on napkins and stuff when he’s sitting in the shop waiting for orders to take out. Maybe even silly doodles like of the two of them kissing or something cute like that~ He tries not to leave any drawings like that lying around that someone will find (because that’s embarrassing) but inevitably he misses one or two. If Red were to find one he wouldn’t say anything and would just keep it. Anyone else who found it.. Mei or Pigsy or Tang, they would probably tease him relentlessly lol

Red Son didn’t have to be introduced to video games by MK, being an inventor and engineer, he’s familiar with the concept and had tried them a bit before, but he never really got the appeal until he started playing multiplayer games with MK and Mei. MK is not very good, so Red has a fun time trouncing him, but Mei is an amazing gamer and he loves playing her because if he wins he knows he really earned it and it feels amazing! MK loves watching those two play because they get super competitive and it’s adorable watching Red Son get so invested.

When they’re out together Red will sometimes just commit crimes, not through malice or forethought, he just forgets that they’re crimes and he felt like doing them. Like... Oh that thing in this store looks neat. Yoink. Or hey that guy was rude? Well his shirt is on fire now. MK is always horrified and runs around fixing whatever has been done and apologizing on his behalf. Red never really feels bad about doing bad things, but he does feel bad about MK having to fix them. So he kinda becomes a better person after awhile not because he changes how he thinks, but just because he works to alter his behavior by stopping himself from acting on his first instincts in order to not make things hard on MK.

I’m sure there are more, but this is all i can think of for now.. I loved answering this though. If anyone has more questions about any of these answers or even some other spicynoodles ideas i’d love to hear them, send me an ask ❤️🧡

also some sketchy stuff @shadilver-week

YIPPEEEE it's my birthday today!!!

and the greatest gift i can ever get is if you commission me! i'm almost done with the previous slots and ready to take on the next!

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i'll be incredibly happy to draw your favorite fandom characters and ships, especially if projmoon related. receiving "happy birthday" is also super cool though!

love you all <З

what the fuck just happened.

the original one:

AMAZING!!!! 💗O💗

Went a lil crazy on this one.（☆ ω ☆*）

I may or may nor be crazy about color triads… ANYWAYS!