Hamachi Rose Valentine’s Special At @rockwrapandroll, Posted On Instagram.

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That moment when you realize Sour Cream was concieved in the back of Greg's van.

This is too cool

The Phenomenon of Floating by Rob Gonsalves

Michael Whelan

I love The Onion

Ted Cruz Provides Detailed Response To Moderator’s Question About Why His Face So Fucking Infuriating 

HOUSTON—Responding to moderator Wolf Blitzer’s question about why voters who look at him are overwhelmed with feelings of intense aggravation and disgust, presidential candidate Ted Cruz provided a comprehensive outline during Thursday night’s GOP debate laying out exactly why his face is so fucking infuriating. “Ever since I was a child, I have had a weaselly, piece-of-shit face that you can’t help but want to hit, and that’s never changed—how many other candidates on this stage can say that?” said Cruz, adding that oftentimes when he looks in the mirror, even he wants to drive a screwdriver through his eyes so he never has to see his stupid, boxy head and waggling, doughy chin ever again.

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That is the coolest.

Handmade mossy meadow carpet by Alexandra Kehayoglou

I don't have enough coffee in me to face today. Shouldn't there be a reset button somewhere around here?

I've never thought about it from that perspective. Mind blown.

Mars is the only planet inhabited solely by robots.