Namjoon Edit

Dum Dum or Rambler.

Rambler if I’m playing with friends, Dum Dum if it’s a random lobby.

uH Oh I fell into the Among Us hype. I started playing this game a few weeks ago and now I’m HOOKED. These are the types of Imposters I’ve noticed while playing with friends or watching gameplays so if I’m “missing” any it’s just because I have yet to encounter them 💩 Among Us wallpapers will be available on my Patreon for the Mmmm Yessss tier!

Johnny: [holding Leon] what does Ten feed you to grow this big?

Johnny: [snickering] Taeil should have some

Taeil, in the distance: SHUT UP

Soobin: Why would you give a knife to a child??

Yeonjun: Kai felt unsafe!

Soobin: Well now I feel unsafe!

Yeonjun: I’m sorry.

Yeonjun:...Do you want a knife?

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

chris: finish the saying :

‘sticks and stones may break my bones’

hyunjin, who only listened to this song bc felix made him: but chains and whips excite me

Soobin: Where’s the idiot?

Beomgyu: I’m right here.

Soobin: Suprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Chan: you hit a toddler!

Minho: [shrugging] equal rights, equal fights

be horrified, definitely

Who is your main in smash?

King Dedede and Min min

Yeji: You stabbed her?!

Chaeryong: In my defense, you didn’t hear what Lia said.

Yeji: What did she say?

Chaeryong: ‘What are you gonna do? Stab me?’

Ryujin: I’m with Chae on that one, that’s practically an invitation