Ppl Who Have Sound On For Phone Notifications…..how Do You Live Like That?? My Phone Hasnt Made A Sound

HELL FUCKEN YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

11 years today huh. imagine their happiness on that day and awkwardness probably

@danielhowell @amazingphil

"i dont ship them theyre too toxic i just think their dynamic is interesting" i hope they kill each other mid-fuck

dan and phil: partners in crime, comedian partners, soulmates, husbands, just mates... who knows?

me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!

me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:

Reblog if your weight, diet, and daily calorie intake is the first thing you think of each morning.

what

Why did Dan cover the nipple with the wine glass??? is it possible he already has a nipple tassel we're not allowed to see??? Is that the same reason he made Phil blur out his own boobies in vpmo2???? The matching tassels??? Possibly engagement tassels???

When was the last time we seen their nipples what if they got engagement nipple rings in Japan is there any way to prove me wrong because I will take this theory and run with it

ppls shirts will be like “I’m not antisocial I just hate you.” “I’m not sarcastic you’re just stupid.” bitch i don’t even know you

Closed hand

the purpleish black

made by you

makes it seem

it never came through

the feeling

releasing every day

will it ever

go away?

what is it about,

do you want to feel it too?

or am i the only one,

who loves to feel blue?

- beatriz a.

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.