So True Lmao

Siri, turn my feelings off.

we need to slow down a little I'm so serious. all these quick short videos on tiktok, ig reels, and youtube, artists releasing quick little songs for the trend, tv shows releasing episodes at once, people using chat gpt and google ai overview because they get answers quickly but no validation done for the source, we need to sloww downn i really do not think our brains should be running this fast

Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

Ahaha fair I’m jealous of your sanity

i’m a phannie in 2020 bold of you to assume im sane

sounds immensely wrong out of context <.<

Stereo #4: Phil said Dan's name!! TWICE!!! I can't even....

Stereo #5: Dan and Phil and squeezing penises, Dan and Phil and forever home, Dan and Phil and dog, Dan and Phil and BDSM.....

YOU ARE NOT ANNOYING FOR TALKING ABOUT STUFF YOU LIKE.

If you’ve found something that you can talk about for hours, that makes you so happy and excited when someone brings it up, that’s not annoying. That’s amazing and beautiful and you’re adorable.

Keep talking about the stuff you like. The right people will listen.

susie/16/uk

Dan. I’m in love with my best friend. We’ve known each other for two years and like all the same bands and tv shows and we always hang out together and he always awkwardly smiles at me but I’m too shy to-

i know we all make jokes like ha dnp don’t even know what they are to each other but on a dead serious note i think they literally never actually defined it and now they’re both too scared to ask so dan keeps publically throwing out labels to hopefully trick phil into biting the bullet that is that conversation lmao

here’s an actual list from dans diary of him trying to work out what he and phil are:

no context golf

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WAKE THE FUCK UP BOI