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socks:

how to break in your clothes

beanie: wear it and get stoned

jeans: damage them or at least get them muddy

helmet: dont break in your helmet, replace it if you do

boots: kick something living

jacket: steal an object by hiding it under your jacket

sneakers: get paint dirt AND blood on them

t-shirt: 40 mph wind

only close friends and stray cats get to know where i live. Anyone else, come back with a warrant

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

environmental story telling

maybe not but the Omen was definitely a Bible fanfic,so we got a fanfic of a fanfic

awesome

Hi Neil,

Would you consider Good Omens as bible fanfiction ?

i think it’s a pretty funny thought

Not really. I think it's a parody of the Omen that got out of hand.

next goal is you doing the apology dance

I had the good fortune of having nothing to distract me from watching the Good Omens graphic novel kickstarter go from the first £600 (I was a little slow clicking the link) to breaking the goal of £25,000 about 8 minutes later (I was on a bus home from work), other than briefly when I went to pledge for myself. It must feel amazing to have seen the positive reaction everyone's had and see how loved the story is in real time. I keep going back to see what the total is up to by now and just smiling. I just want to say good luck to whoever was meant to be coming up with stretch goals if there were any more planned, I feel we may have overwhelmed expectations a little, as the 250,000 level was meant to be the next level up when the goals were added but then I watched it tick over that about 5 minutes after it was posted 🤣

Yup. We need to start brainstorming potential goals.

danger days was the yassification of mcr and i hope they take that energy to wwwy

who of the Beatles are still alive? How many where there even? I bet i could fight them beatles are small

the prompt was "how do you perceive life" and idk what the answer is but its somewhere here

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

Was at the art museum earlier and i have a new favourite painting