I Accidentally Zoomed In And Was Thoroughly Terrified

Nadia: My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say.

Julian: Too unrealistic. Just settle for bondage like the rest of us.

So, the Marvel Multiverse canonizes every AU and fanfic both in existence and yet to exist (because come on, if it doesn't exist on the internet yet, it will).

But doesn't that also mean that OUR universe is just another Marvel AU? One where

a) there's some hella dopplegänging going on,

or

b) all the heroes are actually actors with different identities and just play the character of said hero in movies, etc.

Eitherway, I still don't have an important role...Where is the universe where I'M a kickass superhero?

Ok, DAMN. I just finished reading SVSSS like 10min ago and now I get why 30% of the fics are straight fluff, 30% are just porn, another 30% are SQ and LB having an effective communication sesh, and the rest are a mix of the formers.

It says a lot about how deprived y'all were when the fantasies of the fandom are effectively a saucy therapy sesh...