Yes👏 He👏 WILL BITCH!

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Im not kidding in the tags btw @stychu-stych i WILL write dialog for you if need be

HAPPY NEW YEAR🎉🎊 HERE'S YOUR CAT IN PAIN

I got a lot of asks about Narinder's resurrection. At first I planned to do only one page, maybe two, and put the rest in the description. But as I said a few times, I'm not good at writing, I feel much more comfortable in making comics. And there'll be more parts for sure, because I couldn't sleep one night so I was thinking and planning the rest of the plot

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT because it took me some time FVFHNDFB

Sometimes when Nick phisically clocks out from his job as a kindergarden teacher he forgets to mentally clock out as well so sometimes he comes back home to charlie doing an art thing or smt and he looks at it and says with that tone you use with kids ''oh wow charlie, that looks so good, great job, someone earned a sticker'' and he'll give him a golden star sticker and charlie will just be like ''im a grown ass man but thanks'' and burst out laughing while taking the sticker.

C: *is coocking*

N: wow, good job on the cooking, but i think you took the wrong knife, how about you give me the big, sharp knife and use the safer knives we have in your cooking room? (The kids in his kindy have a kid safe cooking room for making simple foods and learning to cook and clean)

C: *looks at him then puts his face in his hands and lets out a chocked laugh sob*

N: *realisation*

N: oh my god i am so sorry

C: *while sob laughing* you are such a fucking idiot, you dumbass *laughter*

N: you know what ill go get the apolagy ball (a ball he has in kindy where to apolagise to someone you have to say 'im sorry' and throw it at them then they say what made them mad and you say why you're sorry)

C: *still holding the knife and laughing* we dont HAVE an apolagy ball

N: *embareced* can you just stab me? I think it'll just be better if you do

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C: *swears*

N: now Charlie, we cant talk like that to our fellow classmates now can we? Go to the time out zone until you learn your-

C: what fucking classmates, i was cursing at the table. Im 26!

N: oh

*cue histerical laughter from Charlie*

Whe god created me: *checks off 'all of the above' box*

before you write: THINK!

is it Tender?

is it Homoerotic?

is it Implicitly homosexual?

is it Noticeably repressed?

is it Kind of gay?

and rb for sample size & all that

Found a mushroom on my dog walk, you dont see alot of those here

I feel like Nathan from heartstopper should be jewish, mainly because im jewish and my dad is friends with a maroco desent jewish woman which means we go to Mimonas almost every year after passover and i feel like Nathan would have a maroco desent jewish friend and would go to Mimonas and drag Youssef with him during their first year together, i feel like Youssef himself would come from a christian-islamic household but he himself is an athiest that celebrates islam and christian holidays but doesnt practice any religius activity, and he definitly was never quite exposed to other religions or holidays. Nathan practices less then most jews, he'd do shabat dinner and he'll definitly celebrate the holidays but for stuff like passover he celebrates with friends and never hosts.

Which brings me to the Mimona.

One random day Nathan tells Youssef its a holiday named passover and he's headed to passover dinner with his friends and asks Youssef if he wants to come. Youssef says no because he's tired and for the next 2 weeks Nathen just wont eat bread and wont explain why because he assums Youssef just knows when he doesnt, then after 2 weeks Nathen comes over to Youssef and he goes ''babe, go put on something nice, we're going to my friend Moshit for a Mimona'' and Youssef asks ''whats that?'' And he says ''maroco desent household tradition now get dressed'' 10 minutes later they're at a strangers house with arabic and hebrew music blasting on the speakers, a bunch of people speaking hebrew and a group of 6 women, a tall muscular dude and 4 teenage girls in the kitchen working over boiling pots of oil with dough and baking sheets making what looks to be deformed doughnuts (sphinge) and wierd dough pancakes stacked ontop of eachother (mophleta). Within 0.3 seconds Nathen is in the kitchen cheering and singing in hebrew and helping make sphinge with a middle aged woman, the tall muscular dude and a 16 yearold girl, who apon spoting her he picks her up, dough in hand, and spins her around before giving her a kiss on the cheek. After all the dough is too watery to work Nathan goes to the livingroom and starts to dance to the arabic and hebrew music playing on the tv speakers, someone, god knows who, hands him a baby, he holds her for aproximetly 5 minutes and just dances with her until her father comes back, they kiss eachother on the cheek and he leaves, Nathan is soon joined by the 16 yearold girl from earlyer, she calls him 'uncle Shmoopi' for some reason, apon asking Nathan tells Youssef that ''Shmoopi is everyone that isnt me'' which explains NOTHING before proceeding to feed him a sphinge, then for some reason Charlie Spring is there because his parents are ALSO friends with Moshit and he's friend with the 16 yearold girl, Sunny, and has been her friend for 12 years and they both speak hebrew, suddenly 'fireball' plays. 5 hours later at 1 AM Nathan is drunk off his feet and will probably enter a food coma the moment he comes home because of all the carbs he's eaten that night. Youssef drives home and he has NO CLUE what the FUCK just happend, right before they leave Charlie and Sunny ask if they can go with and have a sleepover, both their parents said yes, Nathan agrees, they proceed to spend the next two hours making a baked cheesecake with cranberry syrup on top while watching an Israeli show named 'checkout' on Netflix.

Youssef's most chaotic night ever

He loved it

They're doing it again next year

Random extra: but he's so ugl-

Logan: *stabs them*

I just know in my heart Logan would be the most doting partner in the world.

Logan just existing in Wade's presence and just being so enamored with him. He has the stupidest lovestruck look on his face and Wade has never been less self-conscious.

People ask him what he sees in Wade and he just can't compute. What do you mean what does he see? Wade is everything he's perfect what isn't there to love?

People are making snide comments about Wade and Logan's just correcting them, because no actually nothing is wrong with him he is in fact perfect. If you think otherwise you are just objectively wrong.

It quickly becomes apparent there is nothing you can say that Logan cannot twist. Wade is eating it up because DAMN what any ego boost.

I love this. I need this in a fanfic YESTERDAY. If the og writer of this post @rosesradio is reading this, if you have an ao3 or wattpad please bless me with a link to your account and tell me if you wrote this prompt or not yet, its fabules!!

The children of Poseidon are fertile, really fertile. Especially during certain lunar periods. Jason has to cope alone when the moon is especially full, almost blue or gold, and Percy curses his father. Even a condom or pills won't help.

okayy, i love this 👀 (honestly surpirsed i haven't actually written mpreg or a/b/o type things, though it's on my Vaguely in the Future List)

i could see this coinciding with jason in a curious way. even though he's not technically part wolf, it's kind of a given he'd have wolf-like behaviors. i'd be curious if these same moon cycles inspire a heat within him (or would it be a rutt? for as much abo as i've read sometimes i get the terms confused). it would be the worst coincidence if the time that jason needs percy most is the time he can't have him due to such a high pregnancy risk.

ofc, when given something tempting & forbidden, the question is who would break first?

you have jason, who continually wants to break out of that box of leadership, who wants to be gentle & take care of percy during these lunar cycles. he wants to respect percy's wishes, because in what world would they be ready for a child? at the same time, though, his mind is screaming at him about how good percy looks (& would look while pregnant 👀), how he needs to mate, etc.

then you have percy, who was always a rule-breaker, though he is serious about the uncertainty of kids. he wants to be responsible in this, to not tie jason down (despite jason being ready to Pop The Question & Die for him at a moment's notice lmao). still, his brain is barraging him with thoughts of what a good dad jason would be, of how much he needs jason to breed him Like Yesterday

ultimately, i think it'd be fun to see like a cat-&-mouse, will-they-won't-they of "i wanna respect your decision but also i'm gonna lose my mind if i can't have you right now" situation on both ends. it would probably end with percy seducing jason ("seducing" being as tame as wearing shorts & eating a popsicle around him tbh, these guys don't take much lmao) before jason is bending percy over the nearest available surface to finally give in, pregnancy or otherwise.

Welp, looks like i dont need to eat for an entire year if i just eat this, thanks papa Hades

More incorrect heartstopper quotes (brought to you by your dearest sammy (*ゝω･*)~):

Tao: you cant solve all of your problems with sad flute music

Darcy: *gasp* you hurt him!

Charlie: I CAN TRY!

*que horribly played flute sounds*

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*on a random online platform*

Tao - top 5 women?

Charlie - bro i cant even top one lol [two drums and a cymble fall from the ceeling, killing me instently]

Tara - you cant even name 5 women! Apolagize. Apolagize to women

Charlie - i tried, but all the women i asked already had names

(Inspo - https://youtube.com/shorts/Vdh6sNCfxL0?si=yiwKj9yUHoP_kXwb)

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Charlie: aww, i cant find patty

Nick: who's patty?

Charlie: my pet jumping spider

Nick: *aracnophobia senses tingling*

Nick: YOUR PET JUMPING WHAT???

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