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I love how gay ships in big movies/shows tend to go three ways.

Usually it's this:

Movie: look at these two characters :)

Tumblr: YO. THEY GAY AS FUCK.

Locals: no they're not!

Creators: the locals are right, they're not gay.

Actors for said characters: *rocking back and forth in a dark corner*

Sometimes it's this AHEM finnpoe-

Movie: look at these two characters :)

Tumblr: YO. THEY GAY AS FUCK.

Locals: no they're not!

Creators: the locals are right, th-

Actors for said characters: Yes. We gay as fuck.

And sometimes it's this:

Movie: look at this badly written gay relationship, please like it :)

Tumblr: THANKS, WE HATE IT AND WE'RE WRITING IT BETTER THAN YOU

Locals: oh, they're gay... *terrifying ambiguous stare*

Creators: what did we do wrong??!!?!? I thought you liked gay people?!??!?

Actors: Yes. We gay as fuck. But at what cost.

But for Bowuigi it's this:

Movie: look at these-

Tumblr, vibrating at the speed of light: YO. THEY GAY AS FUCK.

Locals: this is somehow worse than the Crisp Rat voice.

Creators: this is somehow worse than the Crisp Rat voice complaints.

Actors: *were already rocking back and forth in a dark corner - they are in the Nintendo dungeon*

Jack Black: *playing jenga with jacksepticeye, absolutely does not give a shit & probably expected this*

the our flag means death reaction is a secret good ending that requires you to mope aimlessly around fandoms for at least 10 years

and the jk r*wling reaction is the secret dark lore ending that requires you to hate yourself

Perona being a caring older sister :)

sometimes i remember atsushi was also in the room during this scene in beast and i get hit with a wave of second-hand embarrassment

Im going insane

So it's 3:15 am and I'm reading fanfiction, like a normal person, and I stumbled apon like the MHA x bungou fandom and I'm like I've read some of this shit before it slaps, so all innocently I go and find that like there is a hole sub class of people who call Ochako is Soukoku's CHILD! Like wot (⁠゜⁠ロ⁠゜)... so yeah BUT THE WORST PART IS IT FUCKING WORKS! So think about it Chuuya has the ability to control gravity that is around him, Dazai can nullify anyone's ability buy touching them... and Ochako's is to nullify the gravity of the objects she touches, like it's fucking perfect.And now I have a new headcannon to how her powers work like if it were an ability, cuz abilities are way more powerful and have less drawbacks (ps tho I still don't like her in canon after the sports festival). I feel that oven it she a part of her ability doesn't actually involve her touching the object it would still be the perfect mix between Soukoku cuz like chuuya controls gravity and Dazai can cancel powers (gravity included) it would make sense that her power would only be to nullify the gravity of objects around her. Like chuuya. I rest my case.

Ps it's 3:40 am now ... what am I doing with my life -_-

Like how can I see the movie already in my head just with that description

Another personal hygiene genius....

help me

Danny Phantom, The Show:

geeky kid gets super powers from his parents' weird inventions! now he has to fight a rogue gallery of ghosts... but uh-oh! he still has to keep his grades up, deal with his embarrassing parents, and navigate girl troubles! rap theme song!

Danny Phantom, the Fandom, After 19 Years of Fermentation:

a child dies. but not quite. the inherent tension between life and death. the obsession of the dead for faded remnants of the living. warped green shadows on the walls of a dark laboratory. having to hide your true nature from those who should be your greatest allies. the fear of the monster you could become if you let yourself. being a ghost as a metaphor for the trans experience. a cold breath on the back of your neck in the dead of the night. rap theme song!

I am sometimes more doubt than man.