Kaladin Stormface In The Way Of Kings: Ain't No Way This Little Wind Spren Is Capable Of Human Speech

I am manifesting with all my soul that Kaladin gets something cool to do in the (presumed?) 10 years before the Heralds need to return for the Odium showdown again. Therapy is great and all, but after 2-3 years I think most of Kaladin's work will be done and it will be up to the Heralds themselves to put into practice what they had learned/discovered.

I need Kaladin to be conveniently summoned/manifested offworld and save a planet from inevitable doom. I need a Kaladin training arc with Taln and Nale from which he will emerge an absolute menace to the larger Cosmere.

I need it so that when he finally gets his dramatic return in the second arc of Stormlight he will single-handedly turn the tide of the war.

I am Kaladin fanboy trash and I am not ashamed to admit it.

Jasnah to become pathetic wet cat just as the Wet Cat Boys Caillou and 7ft Sigmund Freud finally leave wetcatness behind them, nobly maintaining pathetic balance on roshar

Wind and Truth theory fact. Gavinor did not grow to hate Dalinar for the atrocities he had committed, but rather as a natural consequence of having to watch your grand-uncle tell your dad that he's banging your grandmother 10000 times back-to-back.

I like how Szeth's spren's name, 12124, has the following properties:

1 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 10

1 × 2 × 1 × 2 × 4 = 16

It contains both of the Cosmere's most popular lucky numbers

Silly comic about the episode where they worked in their formal fits.

They slayed so hard that episode it was DISTRACTING

adolin getting a longer hug from kaladin than shallan is one of the most throwaway comments brando sando could have made, and he did, for no reason, unrelevant to the story, just for us. my heart is warm.

decided to share a small comic of one of my favorite little parts from Rhythm of War in celebration of the release of Wind and Truth! i hope to colorize and maybe remake this when i have some time. kaladin and adolin’s dynamic is one of my favorite things to read.

Nah, all those other women were just Kaladin training for the real prize: Shallan's Mom

Truly amazing how Kaladin MostElegibleBachelor Stormblessed fumbled SO many baddies in the span of like 3 years (Tarah, Moash, Shallan, Adolin, Lyn) but Szeth McSerial Killer managed to lock down the first elegible woman he met after his Main Quest was over

No arm, no powers, 195 felonies on his record, BALD, but he still got his lady 🫡🫡🫡🫡 Truly a Chad.

Momokarun dump

Every time Hoid makes an appearance in a book, my brain immediately just thinks of this post