Consuming Unhealthy Amounts Of Fanfiction To Cope With Unbearable, Suffocating Loneliness

Can I just fall asleep in someone’s arms while watching Fantasia...

Electrical tape and baby socks

Guard girls be like

“Electrical tape holds my life together”

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

Avenging Angels AU

(Yes, Tony’s are metal ones he constructed after his got damaged in Afghanistan)

My other Avengers AUs

Guard girls be like

“Electrical tape holds my life together”

+bonus:

The first Lost Boy

I’m using this

“Ladies, we are not dinosaurs, put your arms down under those tosses. What is this, Jurassic Park?”

assistant guard director

*rolls eyes* I could go on for hours about this…

Pro Tip

If you’re a rookie (or heck, a really annoying veteran marcher) don’t try to patronize those who are older or more experienced than you unless they are very clearly in the wrong (for example, 15 steps ahead of the line). It’s not only disrespectful more often than not, but chances are you don’t know what you’re talking about and they will be able to realize and correct their own mistakes without input from someone who doesn’t have as much experience as they do (assuming they’re self-aware enough to realize they’re not perfect). Plus, if it’s really an issue the directors will address it, you should probably just focus on learning your own show.

(And all you older/more experienced marchers, don’t be jerks when know you’re in the wrong)