Also in addition to the divorce hypothetical lol The friends with benefits conversation came up months ago because I had told him I had a friends with benefits before we started dating lol which caused him to be very determined to find out if he would qualify for that position. Even though we would never even think about leaving eachother 😂
Twitter saw it first 🤷🏼♀️
I asked my husband if we got divorced would he try to get me back. He told me if we got divorced it would be for a very legit reason so no probably not lmao obviously I was offended and brought up how he asked me before we got married if we would be friends with benefits if we broke up. He said that was different 😂 nah you don't get to divorce me and get these goods still
I just realized I can post my dirty thoughts on here since no family follows me 😈 hehehe
I want to make you cream
No thank you??
Every year the women in my husband's family get together to plan the food for the Christmas party. They rent out a big haul for christmas and it's essentially a family reunion. Since we are married now I was invited to go out and plan with all the women 😂 4.5 years together and I never knew they had this secret only married women meeting about food lol
Looking at the guest list for my big wedding I was trying to keep it under 200 but our families are so big I think it's going to be more like 250 😩 lord have mercy lol
What antics do you think will happen at your big wedding?
Literally just saw this lol oops. What do you mean by antics? I think the dance floor will be popping with my friends and I 😂 and I think we will have my husband's family bring giant jenga, maybe corn hole. But our friends and family are wonderful so I doubt there will be an negative antics lol
Tangled (2010) dir. Nathan Greno and Byron Howard
Anyone else have to take pictures of their bookshelf when they get new books lol I buy books quicker than I read them and if I don't take pictures I'll accidentally buy the same book twice
I had weird/bad dreams all night long. I can't wait to be back from class so I can just nap 😴
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I have enter my idgaf and I will not take any harrasesment anymore period of life. I will defend myself accordingly when provoked 😊
I can not wait for this school semester to be over so I can have my 3 week break. I've got all A's and it's exhausting honestly lol but I'm so glad I went back
Started eating healthy again and I'm so ready for lunch lol I wish I could have Qdoba though and not my healthy meal 😩
Like don't people get tired of being dumb and crazy 😭
Reading a book for a school book report right now and as soon as I'm done I'm busting open my new book that I've been waiting for all year lol
I'm just so sick of the person who has been constantly watching my pages for years. I'm at the point where I don't know what to do anymore about it other than be an asshole which is something I don't want to be.
Might make this my new safe space since my Twitter is under constant surveillance
I don't even know how to use Tumblr anymore lol