WOW THAT'S AIZAWA HE'S BAAACK!!!

idk if that's just me but i ADORE all might in canon. like he's generally a good dude who dedicated his whole life to other people. he's trying his best to bond with his students and become good teacher. he didn't stop helping people even after been injured. he made sure that people were as secure and protected as it was possible.

listen i can see why so many kids in mha are inspired by him

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH MELISSA SHIELD--

(i love them so much)

but on the other hand (in fanon) I HATE THIS FUCKER SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA

author on ao3: all might pass his power to middle schooler not having previous experience with tutoring and did not run this decision with his guardiand and did not inform his teachers in ua

me: FUCK HIM

author on ao3: all might crashed izuku's dreams and left him alone on the rooftop

me: THIS BASTARD

author on ao3: all might didn't stop bakugou during training even when he almost killed izuku

me: SHITFACE

autor on ao3: all might watched how izuku crashed his limbs while using OFA and didn't ask other teachers for help

me: gimme knife I'm going to dismember some old men

i know that these are all canon events and all might doesn't have to be always right i understand that. BUT when it happens in fics (even without all might bashing) this shit hits different you know

Mihawk, age 41: *sitting in his castle sipping wine, with Zoro and Perona running around arguing* Not a moment's peace around here.

Mihawk, age 43: *balancing a crying Nemo on his hip while making dinner as Gryphon cleaves the furniture in half, Gabe runs around playing, and Buggy is doing one of his speeches that gets everybody cheering* It's quiet today.

aizawa: english makes no sense

yamada: yeah? and why is that?

aizawa: look it's 'i dance' right?

yamada: yeah..?

aizawa: and 'you dance'

yamada: right?

aizawa, gesturing to dabbing shirakumo: then why the hell HE dances!? IS HE DANCING MORE THEN ME!?

don't know about you guys but I'm still not over izuku's near death experience, afo's shitfuck with the shimuras, reappearing of aizawa and chapter 419 as a whole--

AND YOU'RE TELLING ME NOW I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MIC AND KUROGIRIKUMO AND SERO/SATO AND ERI AND AIZAWA???

can a man have a break pls I'm mere seconds from mental breakdown

Dragon is one growl away from scruffing Sabo and carrying him around like a mama cat.

There’s been a time or two when Dragon- in full Amaru form- has snapped Sabo up by the back of his shirt to go lay him down for a nap. Which he ends up getting roped into because Sabo- for whatever reason- is a very restless sleeper when alone.

So this is how the supreme commander of the Revolutionary army ends up curled up like a giant winged cinnamon roll, with a feral little boy snoozing in his ruff of feathers.

me: i have no fear

my brain: okay but what if izuku's meaning for 'becoming the greatest hero' is an action of defeating the greatest evil and he and part of class won't make it alive? what if manga was just his memories before death?

me: i have 1 (one) fear

More of the AU where Crocodile found out who Luffy was during Alabasta. (Here is the first comic!)

I received this ask:

"I saw your post about your Crocodile reacting to canon Crocodile’s antics and was wondering what you see the follow-up being? like would canon Crocodile hunt down canon Dragon and give him a beatdown for leaving their baby with Garp? And/or would he try to be involved in Luffy’s life as a parent?"

I was talking to Salasana (who wrote an epic Crocodad fic~) about this on bluesky, who suggested that Crocodile would probably abandon Alabasta and "disband" Baroque Works (to later reform it into Cross Guild.) But since he never actually got defeated by Luffy, he doesn't have a lot of faith in his son's abilities to not die like an idiot. So he tries to get him to go back home with no success. The dialogue in this is by Salasana too ;3 I do think he'd try to have a relationship with Luffy, it's just off to a rocky and weird start *lol*

And yes, he would try to find Dragon and once he does...? Who knows what will happen! Hihihi.

every woman thinks she's evil and irredeemable for making a few avoidable mistakes while every man goes about his day thinking he's normal after having emotionally tortured at least 5 different women

What are some cryptic, strange things Mihawk might've said to Crocodile & Buggy as his way of showing his affection?

"Your gut bacteria needs to be fortified." aka "Please be sure to finish that yogurt in the fridge so you can be healthy"

"Thank you for putting your essence onto my night shirt" aka "Buggy drooled on my shirt and I'm strangely okay with that

"There's a wani stuck in the couch cushions" aka "I would like an excuse to look at Crocodile's dump truck while he's bent over"

"You two are insect joints. You should be very proud of that" aka "you're the bee's knees"

"Hello, whorelots" aka "Hello, whorelots"

i think i need kinda sorta au where the league adopts hawks. like shigaraki looks at hawks' fake smiles and unnatural upbeating attitude and he's like 'yeah he's like us i can feel it in my guts'

or hawks decides to tell the league about been sold to HPSC to gain their trust but ends up sobbing on the couch and dabi (been scandalous bitch he is) hits him with 'yep no fuck hawks you're keigo from now on'

i'm not saying that i wanna hawks to become a villain i want him to have a family. so like it would be fun if the league stays a villain organization and hawks stays the no.2 hero and they are just... really weird kind of family. like neither hawks nor the league leaks valuable information about attacks and stuff. it's casual like 'don't mind us it's just me and my family of the most wanted criminals of Japan'

mr. compress, coming in terms with adoption of another traumatized young adult: man kurogiri will be pissed.