This But They Are Switched

My thought process when I bake for women

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

I go to school in CA and there was a girl yelling at someone to go away and I looked over and she was surrounded by like 3 little brown squirrels, I think she was trying to eat lunch and had to go inside to eat because of the squirrels barking at her

It all made me realize how many freaking squirrels are on campus

This is true

Patrick Bateman should've slammed Paul Allen against the wall and kissed him Brokeback Mountain style

Me when she kicks small animals

#lesbians #boa #shes not even a lesbian but I don’t care #i love her ❤️

Gay women are allowed to do whatever

MY VR CHAT SELFIES TEHEHE

Thank you for the comission

white woman vacay

the world is filled with so many wonders and splendors and soso much love and silliness....

This is the ideal male body type. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

I’m treating tumbler like it’s Twitter but more formal

My college education is going very poorly I fear I’m cooked..

Anyways I’m really into sonic rn, when I went to see the sonic 3 movie I bought me and my friends hotdogs for it. It was way better than the other movies bc shadow was in it and shadow is the best one.