So My Folks Are Doing Some Remodeling And My Mom Completely Tore Down One Of The Walls So There’s A

I fucking love this shit

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

Hey, sooo... I've got this A Way Out fanfic that I've been writing since December. I wasn't gonna post about it here or anything, but a little handful of people seemed to like it. So, maybe some of you will too...? Check it out if you're interested.

There’s a fic on fanfiction(.)net that I’ve kept tabs on for years to see if it’s been updated or not. While I’m no longer even in the fandom it’s written for, it just has one of the greatest storylines I’ve ever read. Last time it was updated was 2011.

The other day, I decided to reread the entire thing and leave a very in-depth review of what I thought of each chapter. I also mentioned how I started reading it when I was 13 and am now 21, but always came back to see if it was ever finished because I loved it so dearly.

Today, said author sent me a private message saying that her analytics showed that the story was still getting views even after all these years, but no one ever bothered to leave reviews other than “update soon!!!”, so she never felt motivated enough to finish it. She said that me reviewing every single chapter with lengthy paragraphs made her cry and meant the world to her. She also mentioned that she felt encouraged to write the two remaining chapters needed to complete the story and that she would send me a message the night before she updates the fic.

I’m literally sobbing. I’m so excited :’)

Please always remember to leave a review when reading fanfiction!!! It means a lot to a writer.

Hello rato

hello rato

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Yo universe, hit me up!

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

And proud to be!

Reblog if you're a Hufflepuff.

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I'm a straight polyamorous Christian gal and I stand with you forever! 💙💙💙

Looking for LGBT/ally Christians

If you’re an LGBT Christian or a Christian who supports and affirms LGBT people please reblog so that I may follow you.

Accurate

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”