Hehehe...look At How Cute They Are!

Jeff the shark

Good lord I love this

|| Incorrect Quotes of The Legend Of Vox Machina -Part Four ||

A/n: I’ve been asked to make more so I’m making more.

Pike: so what are your abilities

Y/n: well, my hair is shiny, my teeth are perfect, and I-

Percy: They killed a man by ripping him into two halves, hotdog style

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Y/n: So Scanlan sneezed earlier and I accidentally said ‘shut the fuck up’ instead of 'bless you’

Percy: how do you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up’?

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Y/N: Lord give me patience

Scanlan: Don’t you mean ‘give me strength’?

Y/N: if god gave me strength, you’d be dead.

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Keyleth: Hey Vax? Can I get some dating advice?

Vax: Just Because I’m with y/n doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Y/n: I am this close to losing it. * Touching fingers together*

Scanlan:But you’re fingers are touching.

Y/n:…

Scanlan: *Runs*

Y/n: GET BACK HERE!!

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Y/n: People always ask me is it Y/n or y/N

Grog:….

Vex:…

Vax:…

Percy:…

Pike:…

Scanlan:…

Keyleth:….

Y/n: I always tell them the same thing. How dare you speak to me.

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Y/n: What, are you 12

Scanlan: On a scale of 1-10 I am.

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[infiltrating a bandit camp]

Y/n, whispering: Sweet dreams, you piece of shit-

Y/n: [tries to snap the bandits neck, just ends up making him look to the left very quickly]

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Percy: I finally gotten over my fear of ghosts!

Y/n: That’s the spirit!

Percy: WHERE?!

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Pike: And what do we say when our actions upset someone else?

Y/N and Scanlan: Hoes mad.

Pike: No.

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Y/n: I just want you to know that I love your brother very much.

Vex: You do?

Y/n: Yes

Vex: Really?

Y/n: Yes.

Vex: May I ask why?

•••

Percy, holding up a picture of Y/n : have you seen my wife?

Pike : Uh, not since yesterday. Is she missing?

Percy : Oh, no. I just want people to look at her. Isn’t she perfect?

•••

Vax: [pointing his crossbow at the sun]

Scanlan: The hell are you doing?

Vax: There can only be one sun and it’s gonna be Y/N

•••

Keyleth: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Y/n: What if I cut off your left leg?

Y/n: Would that make you stronger.

Keyleth:….

Y/n: Would it?

A picture of me and my aunt. ❤❤❤

Bigolas Dickolas strikes again.

I'm losing my mind

God damnit why. Is. He. So. Fucking. Cute.

heavy. breathing

Why is this so funny??

Personally, the idea of saying the most chronically online shit to Sebek would be funny as fuck

New bleach oc, her name is Seiki. The cat she is holding is Lily and the cat at the bottom is Kyle. Both are female.

Yo look what I made!!! It's my bleach OC and I am very proud of her!! Her name is Shina!

Good fucking girl!!

There's a good reason I like this, and it's vary good.

Loki's Child Yuu can shapeshift and uses it to mess with people

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Yuu shapeshifts into a cat and will lay down with Grimm by the fireplace on a cold day.

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They will shapeshift into a person and then follow them for the whole day, and copy their movements.

They also once got into a fight with said person over who was the fake. They did this once and were then banned from turning into any real people.

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Turned into a snake and just vibed with Mocha for the whole weekend and everyone thought they went missing.

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Turned into a snake and when a first-year thought they were Mocha and picked them up they turned back and punched him in the ribs. (only because they didn’t have a knife)

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Offered to shapeshift into other people and go to class as them for a fee. It was a solid business for a few weeks before someone snitched.

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Sometimes just to mess with people they slowly change certain futures like their eye and hair colour until they’re a totally different person by the end of the day.