— Clarice Lispector, The Stream Of Life

Seriously Steve and peter should not be left alone together because they’re both goodhearted idiots with super-powers and a self-sacrificing streak a mile wide. The last time Captain America was on babysitting duty they both got it into their heads to sneak into the travelling circus that was in town and free the animals because “the conditions were inhumane!” Cue Bucky and tony sharing tired eye rolls as they go to the police station to pick up their idiots as a tiger curls up at peters feet because nobody was brave enough to try to make it leave.

Goodnight Iron Man

Loki: I set my alarm extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in my bed and be angry about having to wake up.

THIS IS A FREAKING MASTERPIECE

credits: voordeel @ YouTube

Freddie: *does That™* Everyone Freddie loves: *in absolute awe*

bokuto: why do we sleep? i don't see the reason. what if it's addictive and the mattress companies started it to get more money?

kuroo: bro, it's 4am. shut up and sleep

bokuto: that's exactly what they want

kuroo:

my dad got mad when mj called peter “pretty”,,, so reblog if peter benjamin parker is really really pretty

Am I the only that is scared but also happy that mj and peter are probably going to be a thing cause of the incident with people shipping Tom and Zendaya so much that people were forcing them to be a couple, and know there will be more people shipping them now? I just hope we as a society tone it down a bit.

Bucky: Just don’t do anything stupid until I get back.

Steve: How can I? You’re taking all the stupid with you.

Bucky, finding out that Steve volunteered to be a guinea pig for the government, willingly jumped on a grenade and jumped out of planes without a parachute because he wasn’t there to supervise: