As Soon As I Saw @azistcrk‘s Venom Text Post, I Had To Draw It. Poor Venom :(

THIS IS A FREAKING MASTERPIECE

credits: voordeel @ YouTube

lines you can hear when you read them:

-I’ve got better things to do on saturdays, I could give you their names

-who even is galileo?

-are you JOKING

-jesus how many more galileo’s do you want?

-you’re a legend, fred

-iT’s A mEtApHoR bRiAn

-NOT THE COFFEE MACHINE!!!!

-there’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen

Matching awful, laughably ugly icons for you & your bae or whoever is brave enough I guess

— Henry Miller, from “Tropic of Cancer.”

in other news tom holland is looking VERY good today despite the fact that i haven’t seen tom holland today but i know for a fact that he looked VERY good today bc he’s tom holland

Deaky had my whole world in his hands

And roger just peeps around

Marvel as vines [3/?] based on this vine

He thinks he goofed