Crimes Have Been Committed, He Has Been Sentenced To The Blender

Alright so

I have this…Not necessarily a headcannon but like a conviction that 15 is Dazai and Chuuya telling their mentees how they met.And the two just have such utterly opposing vibes about it

For example,about their meet cute.

Dazai:And then suddenly I was looking up at the most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen…Flaming red hair that seemed to glow in the sun,gorgeous ocean blue eyes.I could’ve drowned in them.

Atsushi,concerned/confused:Didn’t you say he knocked you into a wall?

Dazai,dreamily:Yeah

Meanwhile Chuuya describes it a little like this.

Chuuya:And I’m looking down at this absolute wet cat of a human being and think “Hmm,he looks kinda cute all beat up and pathetic.Might have to postpone killing him.”

Akutagawa:Yeah I get that.

hc Chuuya stops by ADA on Dazai’s birthday, whips a neatly wrapped birthday gift directly into a lounging Dazai’s face, says “another unfortunate year of knowing you” and then leaves

(this all happens in a span of 53 seconds so while the rest of ADA’s still trying to process what happened, Dazai’s just rubbing his sore forehead all hehe ^-^)

based on the twt trend thing

Bsd 115 Spoilers

COULD YOU ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING DIE FYODOR?! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT AND IT'S TIME THAT YOU DO US A FAVOUR AND ACTUALLY DIE!!

Pls just fuckijng die

do they want me dead bro stop looking at eo so lovingly

I dont even know what we will tell the anime onlys this time. Yeah sure. There's a massive death fidget spinner blender blade ass singularity of evil. No yeah it will probably be fine. No yeah still no akutagawa

I predict that in BSD Ch 118, Nikolai will teleport to the airport and scream to Fyodor, “This isn’t you, Fedya! Fight the demons inside; don’t let them take over!”

Then… they passionately kiss and live happily ever after.

THE END. (no one will die today🤝)

I'm reading gaiden manga and why tsujimura is such a mommy🗿

I swear I love chuuya but she can step on me and I'll thank her

Dazai: I love you and all your flaws. 

Chuuya: What flaws?!

Happy birthday, chuuya!🧡🎉