So um, scenario
Atsumu's fangirls flirt with him
like a lot
even though he's explicitly said he's gay AND in a relationship
they think like: "Aww c'mon Tsumu~ we know your just saying that so you don't hurt our feelings, it just a coverup sweetie~"
And it like gets to the point where he just gets so annoyed becAUSE HE'S LITERALLY GAY FOR HIS OMI-OMI
So one day he's just like kissing *cough cough* making out with Sakusa *cough cough* in the halls of his school or whatever
and his fangirls are just coming down the halls and they see him and go FUCKING BALLISTIC
they're all like: "WaH- TSUMU HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING :( HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!? WAH- YOUR CHEATING ON ME???!!?"
And Atsumu's all like "Bitch- I have explicitly said that I'm GAY! AND IN A RELATIONSHIP!! >:( LIKE- COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!!"
MEANWHILE! In our universe.
Sakusa just sharpening his knives ..... :)
Has this been done before or what?
I fricking love their dynamic so much <3
Atsumu: we can’t manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this
Kiyoomi: *hold up daggers* manslaughter it is
Atsumu: Explaining to the opposite team why he’s better than them
Sakusa standing right beside him: …
The opposite team mouthing Sakusa: “Get him to stop!”
Sakusa: Joins in with Atsumu
The opposite team: …
(“Why should I? He IS better than you fucking idiots.”)
Oh hoo~ Kissy Kiss Kiss
red
Oikawa: A self-obsessed whore (who still genuinely cares about his friends)
Hinata: A short ball of energy who thrives to cause chaos (but is still sweet)
Kenma: A sleep-deprived gamer who was tired of their shit a long time ago (He needs therapy)
Suga: A caring mom at heart (who also thrives to cause chaos)
Atsumu: A VERY confident gay who will throw hands for his friends (He’s a simp).
✨They make the perfect friend group✨
AND YOU GUYS WONDER WHY I LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH
Top comfort ship for real
Tsumu and Omi
-Oikawa & Atsumu like going through their fan mail together
-Kita & Bokuto are cousins
-Sugawara & Semi are also cousins
-Suna, Shibayama, and Daishou are half brothers (on their father's side) and occasionally live at Daishou's house (Mostly for like holidays and family get togethers)
-Goshiki really REALLY likes chai latte's with half milk and Koge's father owns a coffee shop, so Goshiki is there a lot
-Yahaba has natural Poliosis in his hair and dye's it brown to be more normal
-Suga on the other hand has natural brown hair and likes to dye it grey
-Suga is hit on a lot because he has a more "girly" face and bodytype. The rest of the Karasuno third years often tell them off. Good friends
-Aoba Johsai is just a generally rich area. I like to base it off of New York. Tall buildings, costs so FUCKING MUCH to just L I V E. Like, a one dollar McDonald soda would cost $5.30 there
-Shiratorizawa is the second most rich. They have a lot of wildlife and farms there. And also a TON of cherry blossom trees. it's considered pretty good if your accepted there
-Karasuno is full of really kind people. Plus they have Saturday market's there. It also has very large amounts of houses
-Nekoma just has dozens of stray cats around on the streets. And a lot of cate cafes & shelters. It's pretty common to see a least three cats just cruising along the sidewalk. It's also a law to watch out for cats. You have to pay a 200 fine (28,732 Yen) if your run over a cat. Which is why Nekoma is full of slow drivers.
-While the volleyball teams might fight and not get along most of the time, they'd definitely throw hands if anyone hurts their teammates
-Kita has an adoptive fox whom he found in a side forest next to his house and took him in. (I imagine he's a snowy fox)
-Moniwa has three pet ferret's who like to wrap (lightly) around his neck and arms
We feel like shit
In the toilet
Mixed in with some pee, which is VERY yellow if you don't mind me adding, Daily reminder to drink a shit ton of water (3 average sized glasses)
2 movies but no season 5. .how we feeling haikyuu fandom
Hinata: Kenma! Let’s have sex! :D
Kenma: Hmm. K sure. Which type do you wanna have?
-Putting our dicks inside each other
-Eating each others face off
Or a full on playstore. You know, sex toys.
Hinata: HMmMmM~ So many options!! :^
Kenma: Can we order pizza afterward?
Hinata: Sure! :D
Kenma: We can also do that graphic 69 thingy. Kinda a mixture of everything.
Hinata: Ooh! Yay- let’s do that! :D