Not Sure How This Is Gonna Be Received But Im Proud Of It!!

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Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

is this avoidance

I think about having wings and talons a normal amount, I think.

... hm? The- the normal amount is once a year tops? And in very vague detail if any? Not even like... preening with close loved ones? No? Shaking off rain water..? No?? ...nesting? Also no... hm.

Right. Yes yeah, normal amount. Yep. I do that in the normal style of... minimally. Mhm.

mfs who comment on the volume of ur voice make me go BONKERS. was at a restraunt one time and eveyone was like boy speak up. so i DID and everytone as like BOY QUIET DOWN. what do u want fro me i am too loud or too quiet. picky as fuck

God I love Mits so much... I’m gonna marry her someday (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

they’re opening up a new sister store in a different province and they asked me to do some email correspondence with my joint health and safety counterpart out there to help him get set up and run the team, but they warned me before hand that he was “notoriously difficult” so i was absolutely dreading this thinking “shit, he’s gonna be one of those guys who thinks taking direction is an insult to his masculinity and he’s gonna be rude and suck”

but it turns out he’s just really autistic and needs super clear direction + he writes his emails like a 1911 telegram. i LOVE this guy. i’ve never worked with someone who wrote so clearly and in such detail, and absorbs everything i say. plus whenever he gets an email he responds immediately with “received. response to follow. thank you.” top 10 coworkers of all time. top 5 even.

Ive been gone for so long BUT

ITS HIS BIRTHDAY!!!

(do not question this weird little au thing please i am far too embarrased to answer)

The great alicorn vs pegasus debate: featuring dirkjake as primetime entertainment.

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