And Today On Scenarios That Happen In My Household

why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS

hey, I got another question :3

(deeeeep breath)

WHAT IF I CAN’T FORGET YOUUUUU

hey

hey you

yeah, yeah you

I’ve got a question…

WHAT’S SO GOOD ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES?!

what did nachos do to you

I hate nachos.

Yall it’s fmucking fmreezibg out here

hey

hey you

yeah, yeah you

I’ve got a question…

WHAT’S SO GOOD ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES?!

obsessed with silas bell my man stopped mid life-threatening scenario to tell us he's a raging pansexual

Learning to delete/mute/block before a negative comment takes root in your mind is a modern survival skill.

If you're going to wander the overgrown countryside of the internet, you need to develop a quick eye for ticks.

It's deeply tempting to respond to the "well, actually," to the cruel assumption, to the unjust accusation, to the odious viewpoint. It's tempting because you're defaulting to the etiquette of dinner conversation.

This isn't a dinner conversation. Someone is shouting at you from a moving car. Turn away.

‼️‼️Hell Followed with Us and The Spirit Bares its Teeth spoilers below‼️‼️

YALL in everyone one of this AJ White’s books I’ve read (which is only two) I always end up sussing out The Bastard of the book. Like with HFWU I was IMMEDIATELY suspicious of Theo, like i did not trust AT ALL. So imagine my surprise when I managed to SUS OUT GEORGE TOO. I didn’t get it immediately, I thought he was kinda okay at first. But eventually even BEFORE he came to the school to meet Silas I already started questioning if he should be trusted. AND I WAS RIGHT. I DID IT AGAIN GUYS. IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

anyways, fuck those guys.

ALSO when I eventually read Compound Fracture you characters better WATCH IT. I WILL GET YOU.

treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.

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(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”