My Head Is Filled To The Brim With Brainrot. These Fuckers Live Rent Free In My Head, And I Can't Do

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Just heard my classmate refer to our local amphitheatre as "The Hunger Games coliseum"

So.. latest chapter, huh??

Drew this a couple weeks ago and it felt right to post this now

+ a lil doodle :> he most likely stayed there until the sun came up

Do you ever just wake up and find out that your best friend got kidnapped? Neither has Robin

More fanart of @bilan-igg 's amazing fic because I'm coping JACGCGJ

I'll draw smth happy about them next, I promise [probably lying, who knows? not me]

One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

the image is from an article on skin color measurement in regards to oximetry readings, it was the best I could find as far as having a decent range but a small enough number to fit in a poll

Japanese tea bag maker Ocean-Teabag has been making waves by creating little parcels of aroma in the shape of marine animals. Luckily for us, their wide range of tea bags are available at online Japanese novelty retailer Village Vanguard, maker of such fine products as Space Tea and cat-shaped kitchen utensils.

Ocean-Teabag’s earliest designs included beautiful dolphin tea bags filled with blue mallow tea leaves. Steeping them turns your otherwise normal pot of water into a tranquil ocean. Proving to be a hit among tea lovers, Ocean-Teabag expanded their repertoire to many other sea creatures including the sea turtle (butterfly pea jasmine tea)…

the distinctive ocean sunfish (Japanese hojicha — roasted green tea)…

the graceful manta ray (tropical mango tea)…

and even a blood-thirsty shark (blended herb tea).

The newest addition to their robust series of marine creatures is a tea bag shaped like an innocuous sea cucumber. This little parcel is filled with jasmine tea, as well as a smidgen of sea cucumber powder to lend some authenticity. Ocean-Teabag warns that some people who have a sensitive tongue may find it tasting a little fishy.

The company also crafted a deep sea series that will satisfy even the most adventurous of tea drinkers out there. A few such examples are the anglerfish (earl grey tea)…

the creepy giant isopod (Eastern Beauty oolong tea)…

the horseshoe crab (white apricot tea)…

…and lastly the king of them all, the enormous giant oarfish. ( Delicious Assam tea of epic proportions! ) Just like its namesake, it measures a whopping 19 centimeters (7.5 inches). Drinking tea becomes an art when half of your tea bag hangs out of your cup.

 While the notion of turning your cup of tea into fish-inhabiting waters is not new, these tea bags will hopefully conjure up images of gentle ocean waves in your mind. 

WHERE TO FIND THE TEA

Being a non-lucid dreamer is so fucking weird

Like, I just had a dream where I was at the mall with my dad (normal enough), then I suddenly found myself in the makeup section trying out foundation for some reason?? And the foundation were sealed in these plastic bags that you had to rip into like a bag of chips, but it just didn't spill??

And I was like "Yeah, that's normal."

Then we're at checkout, paying for groceries and my vacuum sealed bag of foundation when the police arrive??? And two of my friends were there and helpfully gave me the context on why the police were here for me. Apparently I committed grand theft auto at some point, and that I'm under arrest

And I just "Yeah, that sounds like something I'd do. Makes sense."

And when I was in my stolen vehicle with my dad, I woke up as soon as an officer pulled me over

I think this could fix me