Fabian: Dances The Night Away With A Silken Elven Sheet

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

*gives you a thumbs up then turns around and just vomits*

ragh boning down for the first time with an elf is great, but now i need the thistlesprings giving him a binder and a firm talking-to about sexual health

changing my name to cumulous rocks because during this whole episode i was either stunned or dying 

just finished the last episode of season three

and boy howdy my eyes are real moist right bout now

i desperately want isabella infierno to actually be a real succubus, because only witchcraft could take away sophias husband

i’m willing vox populi ricky matsui into existence.

pop quiz! in this episode fig faeth _______:

throws a crustacean party

indulges in the teen rockstar life

tried to eat a random mushroom off the ground to get high

gets her contractually backed kisses in with ayda

is served legal papers from a judicial servant of hell

peels her pee-stained father out of the tire well of a van

answer: it’s all of them. emily axford is a bag of loose radioactive particles kept together by her drive to kill brennan and sheer glee