I'm Not More Of A Borzoi Than I Am Any Other Canine But I Do Think That They're Silly

i think this is the funniest comment ive seen on a femtanyl lyric video

Ugh how dare people presume “carnal” has to do with sex like if I want something carnally I don’t want to fuck it. I want to devour it with my fucking teeth as I go at it like a wild beast, and with a sense of love, rip it to shreds as I drip with blood, you know, like a god.

scrapped kohane birthday comic idea

sonic 3 spoilers without context

Introduction post yay

Hiya I'm zilla/squiddy and I post most of my thoughts here cause it's nice to get them out where ppl can see them. local cringe 13 y/o artist that simply forgets to post his art and ends up remembering 3 months after creating it 4L50 MY 81RTHD4Y 15 JUN3 11TH (if you even gaf)

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languages I speak:

danish and english

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pronouns:

he/him or they/them (D0 N0T C4LL M3 A 5H3/H3R PL3453)

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interests:

art (as in literally anything that people make to express themselves), invader zim, Johnny the homicidal maniac, devilman, neon genesis Evangelion, Splatoon, sonic the hedgehog (my current biggest interest), analog horror and internet history, Undertale n deltarune, Steven universe, biology, human psychology, humor and Japanese culture + vocaloid in general

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theriotype list:

every single feline ever

every single canine ever

every single rodent ever

opossum

ringtailed cat

draft horse

reticulated python, ball python and anaconda

swan or Goose I'm not sure

monitor lizard

caiman

polar bear

deer

okapi

goat

Some kind of bat

Salamander

very fluffy moth

Kaprosuchus (ik its extinct and thus technically another label but i forgot what the label is so)

Godzilla is a kintype but I'm still putting him here

Questioning:

lemur and other kinds of primates

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mental illnesses that I have been professionally diagnosed with:

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Depression and ADHD

i wanna be a big huge tall at least 20 ft huge beast sooooooooo bad rn.,.,.,,,., be able to protect the ones I care about n still be dangerous cause i have claws and teeth and strength but also be comforting with my body heat and stufffffffffffffffff make animal noises hiss growl bork meow purr yowl chuff roar chirp augh

Opossum mask base wip. Like HEAVILY wip this bad boy is not finished at all

also I tried not using a cat base for this one which was... Really fucking hard to get right with cardboard actually it kept bending and stuff

but hey I'm getting better at long snouted animals and there's less of a time limit since last time (I got notified my friend was hosting a bd party 2 days before the bd so i had to rush it cause she had to get a good present from me) so I can take however long i want

What if they dressed alternative (updated bc i fixed some nitpicks of mine)

"You just have to look closely."

hello chat, i have provided Fish Lore for this fine evening

Salmonids are a kind of fish in the Mollusc Era, and they differ radically from inkfish both physiologically and culturally. For example, they have an entirely different gender system, compared to the average cephalopod's nonexistent one!

Most Salmonid cultures have two primary genders, which for now I've dubbed as "Silver" and "Red". All salmon are born Silver, with the males turning into Reds (and only for the breeding season, after which they will become Silvers again). Females stay Silver for their whole lives.

The males' regular fluctuation in colour is reflected in how they are referred to, with distinct sets of pronouns and honourifics for the two colours they may be. This differs from inkfish in the sense that they typically don't have gendered language at all in their languages.

Using this logic on the in-game models, it becomes clear that almost all boss salmonid classes are Silvers, with exceptions being the Maws*, Flyfish and Fish Stick operators (the latter are too young to have their breeding colours).

The only other difference between the sexes is an egg pouch in females, the opening of which connects to the underside of the jaw inside the mouth. They use this to carry Golden Eggs.

Upon a Boss Salmonid’s death, the eggs are usually forcefully ejected from the mouth, an adaptation to prevent suffocation of the eggs from within the mother’s body. This is why golden eggs seem to "burst" from the bodies of Boss Salmonids when they are killed.

*Since Maws are male and do not have throat pouches, they keep their golden eggs inside bags and/or satchels. Flyfish and Fish Stick drivers store their eggs in the machinery they operate as they are far too small to carry them themselves. 

oh, and here's a little bonus for making it this far:

smallfry. the dubious creature. they're about the size of a small dog.

And finally, here's an older post where i also talk about Salmonid Lore (warning, disgusting moldy old art)