GUESS WHO DOES NOT HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR 🎉🎉🎉

my vpn is not working AGAIN

when the roleplay roleplays so hard it's no longer roleplay

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

AND you guys have no right to talk about my health. my family has so many health issues i will probably die younger than most people. let me die satisfied.

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull

her story is not fully completed yet but you better believe i'm telling you all about it once it's done

i'm about to start foaming at the mouth and shake uncontrollably

(i noticed a parallel between the beginning and the end of my friend's story)

SO THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT THAT FUCKING GIF FROM. I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN CAMS SENT IT TO THE MINECRAFT CHAT.

also off topic but my initial plan for my lore was to be a ghost. but after i had my current skin on (which btw was a glitch) and having ✨lore✨ (scuff) on the first day i was like "welp, too late now"

so yeah, i was never suppose to be void. i was going to be a ghost

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull

NOT FUCKIN MUMBO HUAMBO EXPLAINING BBL TO OMMY INNYT AND PKILZA FUCKNG MINECRAFT WHERE THE FUCK AM I

my brain is too fast for me to even understand what it's saying, all i know is it's afraid of never waking up again and wants chicken

anyways, goodnight y'all <3

so apperantly two halves of my brain did not fuse the way it should both back when i was still developing in my mother's body and when i appeared in the real word so there is a cavity in the middle of this noodle inside my head. sweet. appointment is in two weeks wish me luck guys.

i have a neurology appointment in two weeks. imagine it turned out i have a brain tumor and have to get surgery to get it removed. i would get days off from school AND a FitMC cosplay. how cool would that be?

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.